An illegal monkey? I guess deportation would be too much to ask. On second thought, he’s probably smarter than a lot of fence-jumpers. Let him stay.
Clouseau: Yes a minkey. He was with the blind man at the bank.
Dreyfus: Did it ever occur to you that the blind man was the lookout?
Clouseau: Ridiculous. How could a blind man be the lookout?
Dreyfus: How can an idiot become a policeman?