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'Suicidal' Mannequin Yanked After 911 Calls
Newser ^ | 01/26/2015 | Rob Quinn

Posted on 01/26/2015 12:32:22 PM PST by Responsibility2nd

(Newser) Brad Deery's billboard idea got plenty of attention for his car dealership but not quite the kind he had in mind: The Iowa man took down a mannequin from the sign after numerous motorists thought it was a person preparing to jump and called 911. The sign next to US Route 61 in Des Moines County read "I can see Deery Toyota, Nissan, Mazda from here," with the mannequin appearing to be gazing at a distant car lot, reports Reuters. Deery says police told him that the mannequin not only alarmed drivers, they were worried somebody might climb up to try to take a selfie with it.

"The sheriff didn't tell me to take it down, but when I heard about the 911 calls—I don't want to be tying up a line," Deery tells the AP. "I'm here to sell cars, not get people hurt." Police say that when they first received calls about the mannequin, deputies dispatched to the scene tried to talk it out of jumping, then pulled out their binoculars for a closer look when they realized it wasn't responding. (In Oklahoma City, an adult store's mannequins have been blamed for multiple car crashes.)


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Business/Economy; Local News
KEYWORDS: selfie; suicidalmannequin

 

 

 

they were worried somebody might climb up to try to take a selfie with it.

 

And there ya go.

1 posted on 01/26/2015 12:32:22 PM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd

“deputies dispatched to the scene tried to talk it out of jumping,...”

This reminds of these Improv Everywhere missions.

Suicide Jumper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEUewCXCAfs

The Mannequin Mob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3FCpirYMKQ


2 posted on 01/26/2015 12:39:39 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Brooklyn Ford in Brooklyn Michigan has a slogan for their dummy. “Look for the guy on the sign”.

I yell “JUMP” everytime I drive by.


3 posted on 01/26/2015 12:39:59 PM PST by cripplecreek ("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
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To: Responsibility2nd


What about suicidal cows?
4 posted on 01/26/2015 12:41:17 PM PST by BigEdLB (Now there ARE 1,000,000 regrets - but it may be too late.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
they were worried somebody might climb up to try to take a selfie with it.

Let them. That person doesn't deserve a chance to pass on their genes.

5 posted on 01/26/2015 12:41:43 PM PST by Impy (They pull a knife, you pull a gun. That's the CHICAGO WAY, and that's how you beat the rats!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

The Dealership owner needs to hire an ad agency or freelance ad man, leave it to the professionals, because you obviously don’t have a clue of what to do. I can easily see this causing car accidents.


6 posted on 01/26/2015 12:43:44 PM PST by lee martell
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To: Responsibility2nd

Sounds like something out of “Used Cars.”


7 posted on 01/26/2015 12:45:32 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Impy

10 Selfies Taken Moments Before Death
http://likes.com/weird/10-selfies-taken-moments-before-death-1?page=1


8 posted on 01/26/2015 12:47:31 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Oh goodie. Selfies are cleansing the gene pool.


10 posted on 01/26/2015 12:51:02 PM PST by Veto! (Opinions freely dispensed as advice)
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To: Responsibility2nd

ZZ Top had a dummy ‘roadie’ dangle from the rafters and then fall to the horror of fans during the Eliminator tour.


11 posted on 01/26/2015 12:56:24 PM PST by bramps (Go West America!)
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To: dfwgator

Sounds like something out of “Used Cars.”
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“But is that the price you will pay?”

“NO, that price is too f’ing high!!!”

“Did he just say what I think he said?”

...those are paraphrased from that classic movie.


12 posted on 01/26/2015 1:00:30 PM PST by bramps (Go West America!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Or this was the plan - got a lot of publicity.


13 posted on 01/26/2015 1:15:28 PM PST by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country.)
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To: Responsibility2nd


14 posted on 01/26/2015 4:34:28 PM PST by iowamark (I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy)
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To: iowamark

Heh.

A little darker and that could be OBAMA!

Now THAT would be racist, huh?

lolololol


15 posted on 01/26/2015 4:37:00 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (See Ya On The Road; Al Baby's Mom!)
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