I am sure FReepers can do much better though...
1 posted on
01/13/2015 7:35:53 PM PST by
Nachum
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To: Nachum
“I almost finished fifth grade.”
29 posted on
01/13/2015 7:55:12 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Nachum
30 posted on
01/13/2015 7:56:02 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Nachum
“Nice ears for a beagle.”
32 posted on
01/13/2015 7:56:59 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Nachum
On a date at the movie theater and your date yells at the main character on the screen during an action scene:
"Uh-oh! Watch out behind you!"
Last date I ever went on with that dude! *rolls eyes*
33 posted on
01/13/2015 7:57:38 PM PST by
Finny
(Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. -- Psalm 119:105)
To: Nachum
Can we just be friends?
It’s too late for coffee.
Please don’t eat my food.
Your retardedness is hardly noticeable.
Man that’s a tight outfit.
“muffintop” isn’t a fashion look.
you wear back boobs well.
your armpit braiding looks....good.
it’s okay you’re not smart.
34 posted on
01/13/2015 7:59:13 PM PST by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Nachum
Three words addressed to my cousin by her ex-husband "man, you're fat".
She was overweight but considering the gentleman in question would have made three of her it seemed strange that he would throw stones.
36 posted on
01/13/2015 8:00:53 PM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
To: Nachum
“You remind me of Hillary.”
37 posted on
01/13/2015 8:01:39 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Nachum
I am no longer infected. (Courtesy Monty Python - Hungarian Phrase Book)
39 posted on
01/13/2015 8:02:23 PM PST by
beethovenfan
(If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
To: Nachum
“Try the boiled bull balls.”
40 posted on
01/13/2015 8:03:00 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Nachum
Do you have any Zovirax?
42 posted on
01/13/2015 8:04:07 PM PST by
Mase
(Save me from the people who would save me from myself!)
To: Nachum
43 posted on
01/13/2015 8:07:35 PM PST by
dfwgator
To: Nachum
Doctor thinks its not contagious.
44 posted on
01/13/2015 8:10:57 PM PST by
Clay Moore
(The future SHOULD belong to those who slander Muhammed.)
To: Nachum
“Let’s talk about health insurance.”
45 posted on
01/13/2015 8:11:45 PM PST by
Colonel_Flagg
(You're either in or in the way.)
To: Nachum
“John Boehner is my hero.”
46 posted on
01/13/2015 8:13:38 PM PST by
Colonel_Flagg
(You're either in or in the way.)
To: Nachum
“Je Suis Debbie Wasserman Schultz.”
47 posted on
01/13/2015 8:14:56 PM PST by
Colonel_Flagg
(You're either in or in the way.)
To: Nachum
Grab your head with both hands and close your eyes.
“No! Not this one, too!”
48 posted on
01/13/2015 8:15:05 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Nachum
My self quarantine ended today!
To: Nachum
“Gore won the popular vote.”
50 posted on
01/13/2015 8:20:28 PM PST by
eldoradude
(It doesn't matter how many it takes, the lightbulb has already been stolen.)
To: Nachum
“Nancy Pelosi has great legs.”
51 posted on
01/13/2015 8:21:30 PM PST by
Colonel_Flagg
(You're either in or in the way.)
To: Nachum; All
“Familiar-looking...Jerry Springer Show?”
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