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1 posted on 01/13/2015 7:35:53 PM PST by Nachum
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“I almost finished fifth grade.”


29 posted on 01/13/2015 7:55:12 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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“This is my rat Steve.”


30 posted on 01/13/2015 7:56:02 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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“Nice ears for a beagle.”


32 posted on 01/13/2015 7:56:59 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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On a date at the movie theater and your date yells at the main character on the screen during an action scene:

"Uh-oh! Watch out behind you!"

Last date I ever went on with that dude! *rolls eyes*

33 posted on 01/13/2015 7:57:38 PM PST by Finny (Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. -- Psalm 119:105)
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Can we just be friends?

It’s too late for coffee.

Please don’t eat my food.

Your retardedness is hardly noticeable.

Man that’s a tight outfit.

“muffintop” isn’t a fashion look.

you wear back boobs well.

your armpit braiding looks....good.

it’s okay you’re not smart.


34 posted on 01/13/2015 7:59:13 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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Three words addressed to my cousin by her ex-husband "man, you're fat".

She was overweight but considering the gentleman in question would have made three of her it seemed strange that he would throw stones.

36 posted on 01/13/2015 8:00:53 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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“You remind me of Hillary.”


37 posted on 01/13/2015 8:01:39 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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I am no longer infected. (Courtesy Monty Python - Hungarian Phrase Book)


39 posted on 01/13/2015 8:02:23 PM PST by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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“Try the boiled bull balls.”


40 posted on 01/13/2015 8:03:00 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Do you have any Zovirax?
42 posted on 01/13/2015 8:04:07 PM PST by Mase (Save me from the people who would save me from myself!)
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“What are you thinking?”


43 posted on 01/13/2015 8:07:35 PM PST by dfwgator
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Doctor thinks its not contagious.


44 posted on 01/13/2015 8:10:57 PM PST by Clay Moore (The future SHOULD belong to those who slander Muhammed.)
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“Let’s talk about health insurance.”


45 posted on 01/13/2015 8:11:45 PM PST by Colonel_Flagg (You're either in or in the way.)
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“John Boehner is my hero.”


46 posted on 01/13/2015 8:13:38 PM PST by Colonel_Flagg (You're either in or in the way.)
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“Je Suis Debbie Wasserman Schultz.”


47 posted on 01/13/2015 8:14:56 PM PST by Colonel_Flagg (You're either in or in the way.)
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Grab your head with both hands and close your eyes.

“No! Not this one, too!”


48 posted on 01/13/2015 8:15:05 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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My self quarantine ended today!


49 posted on 01/13/2015 8:18:35 PM PST by informavoracious (Open your eyes, people!)
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“Gore won the popular vote.”


50 posted on 01/13/2015 8:20:28 PM PST by eldoradude (It doesn't matter how many it takes, the lightbulb has already been stolen.)
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“Nancy Pelosi has great legs.”


51 posted on 01/13/2015 8:21:30 PM PST by Colonel_Flagg (You're either in or in the way.)
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“Familiar-looking...Jerry Springer Show?”


52 posted on 01/13/2015 8:25:58 PM PST by Colofornian
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