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Now Trending on Twitter: # Five Words To Ruin A Date
Twitter ^ | 1/13/15 | Tweets

Posted on 01/13/2015 7:35:53 PM PST by Nachum

Well, the Tweets on Twitter are at it again. The latest hashtag making waves: #FiveWordsToRuinADate .

It was too good not to share.

Here are some of the ones getting around..

FiveWordsToRuinADate

I'm excited about Mike Huckabee

It's about ethics in journalism

Biden is a brilliant man

You dislike my Obama mask?

That Obama sure is brave!

I am a smart liberal

I really love David Hasselhoff

You about a size 14?

You're adam's apple is huge

I want Nader in 2016.

But Ben, what about Benghazi

Ever bury a body before?

Can we make this quick?'

I miss good Prison Food

Sorry, that fart was mine

Have you even TRIED Muskrat?

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And one of my personal favorites..

this steak? from the dumpster


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: date; five; singles; twitter; words
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To: miss marmelstein

Back in college, if the date was going nowhere which occurred rarely, my line would be “it’s the jock itch, sorry”


21 posted on 01/13/2015 7:50:03 PM PST by max americana (fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
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To: HeartlandOfAmerica

I just checked us in #FiveWordsToRuinADate


22 posted on 01/13/2015 7:50:34 PM PST by HeartlandOfAmerica (An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions, led by a deer.)
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To: 21twelve

I dated your mom once.
I think I have aids
I think your moms hot
Make me a sandwich babe
How about a beer toots


23 posted on 01/13/2015 7:50:50 PM PST by jimpick
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To: jimpick

Tell the cop its yours


24 posted on 01/13/2015 7:53:29 PM PST by jimpick
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To: Nachum

“I learned COBAL in prison”

Actually true!

The local community college had several “off campus” course offerings.

The only Cobal class schedule that fit was offered at the FCI in Lompoc.

We had to get photo and prints to make sure we could get OUT after class.

I never used that line on dates, but it sure gets attention during an interview.


25 posted on 01/13/2015 7:53:48 PM PST by G Larry (Daesh - Obama's future dream for his friends in the Muslim Brotherhood)
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To: Nachum

“Want to see my mole?”


26 posted on 01/13/2015 7:53:51 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: EternalVigilance

My AIDS test was negative...


27 posted on 01/13/2015 7:54:32 PM PST by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: Nachum
You got purty possum eyes.

My Double-wide is paid off.

Are you gonna eat that?

You're a lot like mom.

"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

28 posted on 01/13/2015 7:54:34 PM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: Nachum

“I almost finished fifth grade.”


29 posted on 01/13/2015 7:55:12 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Nachum

“This is my rat Steve.”


30 posted on 01/13/2015 7:56:02 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: HeartlandOfAmerica

“It’s okay, I’ve seen smaller” #FiveWordsToRuinADate


31 posted on 01/13/2015 7:56:03 PM PST by HeartlandOfAmerica (An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions, led by a deer.)
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To: Nachum

“Nice ears for a beagle.”


32 posted on 01/13/2015 7:56:59 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Nachum
On a date at the movie theater and your date yells at the main character on the screen during an action scene:

"Uh-oh! Watch out behind you!"

Last date I ever went on with that dude! *rolls eyes*

33 posted on 01/13/2015 7:57:38 PM PST by Finny (Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. -- Psalm 119:105)
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To: Nachum

Can we just be friends?

It’s too late for coffee.

Please don’t eat my food.

Your retardedness is hardly noticeable.

Man that’s a tight outfit.

“muffintop” isn’t a fashion look.

you wear back boobs well.

your armpit braiding looks....good.

it’s okay you’re not smart.


34 posted on 01/13/2015 7:59:13 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: LonePalm

“My Double-wide is paid off. “

LOL! Maybe in some parts of the world that isn’t a great thing to say. Around here you’d have to beat her off you with a club after saying that!


35 posted on 01/13/2015 7:59:17 PM PST by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)
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To: Nachum
Three words addressed to my cousin by her ex-husband "man, you're fat".

She was overweight but considering the gentleman in question would have made three of her it seemed strange that he would throw stones.

36 posted on 01/13/2015 8:00:53 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: Nachum

“You remind me of Hillary.”


37 posted on 01/13/2015 8:01:39 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: mrsmith

Come wipe for me sweety


38 posted on 01/13/2015 8:01:59 PM PST by jimpick
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To: Nachum

I am no longer infected. (Courtesy Monty Python - Hungarian Phrase Book)


39 posted on 01/13/2015 8:02:23 PM PST by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: Nachum

“Try the boiled bull balls.”


40 posted on 01/13/2015 8:03:00 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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