Posted on 01/13/2015 7:35:53 PM PST by Nachum
Well, the Tweets on Twitter are at it again. The latest hashtag making waves: #FiveWordsToRuinADate .
It was too good not to share.
Here are some of the ones getting around..
FiveWordsToRuinADate
I'm excited about Mike Huckabee
It's about ethics in journalism
Biden is a brilliant man
You dislike my Obama mask?
That Obama sure is brave!
I am a smart liberal
I really love David Hasselhoff
You about a size 14?
You're adam's apple is huge
I want Nader in 2016.
But Ben, what about Benghazi
Ever bury a body before?
Can we make this quick?'
I miss good Prison Food
Sorry, that fart was mine
Have you even TRIED Muskrat?
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And one of my personal favorites..
this steak? from the dumpster
Back in college, if the date was going nowhere which occurred rarely, my line would be “it’s the jock itch, sorry”
I just checked us in #FiveWordsToRuinADate
I dated your mom once.
I think I have aids
I think your moms hot
Make me a sandwich babe
How about a beer toots
Tell the cop its yours
“I learned COBAL in prison”
Actually true!
The local community college had several “off campus” course offerings.
The only Cobal class schedule that fit was offered at the FCI in Lompoc.
We had to get photo and prints to make sure we could get OUT after class.
I never used that line on dates, but it sure gets attention during an interview.
“Want to see my mole?”
My AIDS test was negative...
My Double-wide is paid off.
Are you gonna eat that?
You're a lot like mom.
"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
“I almost finished fifth grade.”
“This is my rat Steve.”
“It’s okay, I’ve seen smaller” #FiveWordsToRuinADate
“Nice ears for a beagle.”
"Uh-oh! Watch out behind you!"
Last date I ever went on with that dude! *rolls eyes*
Can we just be friends?
It’s too late for coffee.
Please don’t eat my food.
Your retardedness is hardly noticeable.
Man that’s a tight outfit.
“muffintop” isn’t a fashion look.
you wear back boobs well.
your armpit braiding looks....good.
it’s okay you’re not smart.
“My Double-wide is paid off. “
LOL! Maybe in some parts of the world that isn’t a great thing to say. Around here you’d have to beat her off you with a club after saying that!
She was overweight but considering the gentleman in question would have made three of her it seemed strange that he would throw stones.
“You remind me of Hillary.”
Come wipe for me sweety
I am no longer infected. (Courtesy Monty Python - Hungarian Phrase Book)
“Try the boiled bull balls.”
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