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Now Trending on Twitter: # Five Words To Ruin A Date
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| 1/13/15
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Posted on 01/13/2015 7:35:53 PM PST by Nachum
Well, the Tweets on Twitter are at it again. The latest hashtag making waves: #FiveWordsToRuinADate .
It was too good not to share.
Here are some of the ones getting around..
FiveWordsToRuinADate
I'm excited about Mike Huckabee
It's about ethics in journalism
Biden is a brilliant man
You dislike my Obama mask?
That Obama sure is brave!
I am a smart liberal
I really love David Hasselhoff
You about a size 14?
You're adam's apple is huge
I want Nader in 2016.
But Ben, what about Benghazi
Ever bury a body before?
Can we make this quick?'
I miss good Prison Food
Sorry, that fart was mine
Have you even TRIED Muskrat?
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And one of my personal favorites..
this steak? from the dumpster
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: date; five; singles; twitter; words
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To: beethovenfan
41
posted on
01/13/2015 8:03:28 PM PST
by
jimpick
To: Nachum
Do you have any Zovirax?
42
posted on
01/13/2015 8:04:07 PM PST
by
Mase
(Save me from the people who would save me from myself!)
To: Nachum
43
posted on
01/13/2015 8:07:35 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Nachum
Doctor thinks its not contagious.
44
posted on
01/13/2015 8:10:57 PM PST
by
Clay Moore
(The future SHOULD belong to those who slander Muhammed.)
To: Nachum
“Let’s talk about health insurance.”
45
posted on
01/13/2015 8:11:45 PM PST
by
Colonel_Flagg
(You're either in or in the way.)
To: Nachum
“John Boehner is my hero.”
46
posted on
01/13/2015 8:13:38 PM PST
by
Colonel_Flagg
(You're either in or in the way.)
To: Nachum
“Je Suis Debbie Wasserman Schultz.”
47
posted on
01/13/2015 8:14:56 PM PST
by
Colonel_Flagg
(You're either in or in the way.)
To: Nachum
Grab your head with both hands and close your eyes.
“No! Not this one, too!”
48
posted on
01/13/2015 8:15:05 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Nachum
My self quarantine ended today!
To: Nachum
“Gore won the popular vote.”
50
posted on
01/13/2015 8:20:28 PM PST
by
eldoradude
(It doesn't matter how many it takes, the lightbulb has already been stolen.)
To: Nachum
“Nancy Pelosi has great legs.”
51
posted on
01/13/2015 8:21:30 PM PST
by
Colonel_Flagg
(You're either in or in the way.)
To: Nachum; All
“Familiar-looking...Jerry Springer Show?”
To: Nachum; All
“Are EBT cards accepted here?”
To: Nachum; All
To: Nachum
“I live with Mother, why?”
To: rusty schucklefurd
Seriously, you’re a transgender, right?
56
posted on
01/13/2015 8:52:11 PM PST
by
matt1234
(Slay the beast.)
To: Nachum
Humm job out of question?
57
posted on
01/13/2015 9:15:45 PM PST
by
mcshot
(OMG we're going down!)
To: Nachum
58
posted on
01/13/2015 9:17:38 PM PST
by
deadrock
(I is someone else.)
To: Nachum
Mine: “Does this smell like chloroform?”
Real killer for a woman to say: “Do you listen to NPR?”
My response to that one is always, “Not if I can avoid it.”
59
posted on
01/13/2015 9:46:10 PM PST
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
To: Nachum
My son is slightly autistic.
60
posted on
01/13/2015 10:00:48 PM PST
by
cicero2k
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