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2 posted on
01/13/2015 12:49:38 AM PST by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
To: Slings and Arrows
3 posted on
01/13/2015 12:51:06 AM PST by
BCW
(ARMIS EXPOSCERE PACEM)
To: Slings and Arrows
Actually, it was fo poke chops.
4 posted on
01/13/2015 12:56:27 AM PST by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
To: Slings and Arrows
High School cheer:
Pork Chop, Pork Chop
Greasy, Greasy
How we gonna beat ya?
Easy!, Easy!
5 posted on
01/13/2015 12:56:43 AM PST by
Cowboy Bob
(They are called "Liberals" because the word "parasite" was already taken.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Did the pork-perp have mutton chops?

7 posted on
01/13/2015 12:59:57 AM PST by
Daffynition
("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
To: Slings and Arrows
Her teenage son told the police she had been drinking and fled to his aunts flat because I had knives coming at my face. Yes, when your drunken mother starts throwing knives at you, it's usually a good idea to go elsewhere.
9 posted on
01/13/2015 1:21:44 AM PST by
TChad
(The Obamacare motto: Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Should have left half a pork chop.
To: Slings and Arrows
Well aT least we know they weren’t Muslims...: )
To: Slings and Arrows
I remember being 15 and not being able to eat enough. I was always hungry. Teenagers seem to always be hungry. Feed them!
18 posted on
01/13/2015 2:09:45 AM PST by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: Slings and Arrows
The son is 15. The mom is 57.
19 posted on
01/13/2015 2:18:40 AM PST by
Alex Murphy
("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
To: Slings and Arrows
I’m reminded of this scene from Saturday Night Fever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okESCc3BHyY
“One pork chop! ONE!”
Though in all fairness, a smack in the head is better than being stabbed. Though I’ve never been stabbed, so I’m just making an educated guess there. :)
20 posted on
01/13/2015 2:19:47 AM PST by
DemforBush
(You're gonna wrestle SHUTE?!? Shute's a monster! A genuine geratoid!)
To: al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; Lazamataz; ...
Attempted murder: the other white meat.
DANG!
24 posted on
01/13/2015 2:30:22 AM PST by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Je suis Charlie, you miserable Islamist throwbacks!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Police report that will never be filed in a Muzzie country.
27 posted on
01/13/2015 3:23:02 AM PST by
Gamecock
(Joel Osteen is a preacher of the Gospel like Colonel Sanders is an Army officer.)
To: Slings and Arrows
The liberal sensible solution: Ban the eating of pork chops and lock up all knives. Prevent all citizens from obtaining those obviously dangerous items.
30 posted on
01/13/2015 3:32:22 AM PST by
driftless2
(For long term happiness, learn how to play the accordion.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Do not. Repeat. Do NOT google her pic!
33 posted on
01/13/2015 5:04:57 AM PST by
Ken H
(What happens on the internet, stays on the internet.)
To: Slings and Arrows
With out looking, let me guess a fat Amish with gold teeth?
34 posted on
01/13/2015 5:26:18 AM PST by
defconw
(If not now, WHEN?)
To: Slings and Arrows
She was busting his chops.
To: Slings and Arrows
39 posted on
01/18/2015 6:08:26 PM PST by
dfwgator
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