Posted on 01/12/2015 8:25:51 AM PST by 1raider1
Several years back, whenever someone would post a picture of a female, a member whose SN was Lazmataz would post a one line response ie, "I'd hit it!" Recently I've noticed a poster here who posts longer replies and sometimes even creates his own threads with references to conservative topics. This poster uses the SN LazAmataz and gets confused, by many here, with the aforementioned Lazmataz. My question: With what I perceive as different styles, are these two posters one and the same?
Lazamataz is Andy Kaufman’s Freeper name.
I suspect this has been a self-promotional thread ....
I like to post this:
I would NEVER stop hitting that. I would hit that until she was in the fetal position, naked, clammy, shivering, and lying in a puddle of her own sick. I would hit that until she was covered with a sheen of cold sweat, her fists pressed against a mouth that was gaping open in an endless silent scream. I would hit that until her eyes were locked wide open, horror-stricken in response to the heinous abomination she has just experienced, and her face contorted in a hideous mask of fear.”
Nossir. I, for one, shy from publicity.
LOL
#AllYourLazamatazRBelongToUs
Oh.
My.
Gah.
Someone f i n a l l y figured it out.
I would NEVER stop hitting that. I would hit that until she was in the fetal position, naked, clammy, shivering, and lying in a puddle of her own sick. I would hit that until she was covered with a sheen of cold sweat, her fists pressed against a mouth that was gaping open in an endless silent scream. I would hit that until her eyes were locked wide open, horror-stricken in response to the heinous abomination she has just experienced, and her face contorted in a hideous mask of fear.
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Said mohamad to his goat.
More than one Lazamataz?
Doesn’t that break some law of physics or something?
Seem to recall a similar spelling ... long gone ... is true ... there is only one.
Maybe they’ll hit each other?
I ancient Rome they said “Lazmata delenda est.” I think it meant “Laz would hit that.”
It does.
Conservation of Lunacy.
Seize the Lazamataz.
My thoughts turn to the theme song from “The Patty Duke Show!” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQTqKcojrVY
“the Lazmataz account has been given a thorough nuking - not even his articles or comments remain”
That’s cause now that Jeb has decided to run, he had to clean that paper trail, naughty boy
Free Lazamataz!
The Horror! The Horror!
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