[rhubarbk]

Well . . . I got a laugh out of this . . .

[Twotone]

I laughed, too. Thanks for that.

My sweetie & I don’t buy for each other. We each get what we want when we want it. Easier that way...

[GeronL]

I was expecting socks or a t-shirt.

I got a laptop. It’s Windows 8 but it beats a broken down putter I guess. I immediately added Classic Shell and Waterfox -64 browser.

[Responsibility2nd]

Get???

Man, I AM Santa Claus. I GIVE. Wife, kids, grandkid, friends and relatives.

Oh. There is one thing I do get - Christmas Bills. My bank account is lower than whale poop.

(And I love it. Truly. Giving makes me happy, happy, happy.)

[hoagy62]

A wallet and some Pampered Chef cookware. Didn’t really want anything else.

[Rodamala]

                          BEST. CHRISTMAS. EVER.

[Howie66]

My wife and I got a new Daughter-In-Law. Does that count?

[steve86]

Our food stamps ran out and we’re taking back Christmas presents to make it to the end of the month.

[left that other site]

My Pastor and one of the Deacons gave me a whole new set of engine gaskets for my Harley Davidson, which they installed for me. It took SEVEN HOURS!

Since I don’t have a garage, it is possible that the Florida climate and exposure dried out the entire set, causing a massive oil leak.

As a widow and a senior citizen, I had no means to do this job, but the Pastor and Deacons came to the rescue!

It is without a doubt the most amazing and expensive Christmas Present i have ever received.

(Except for Jesus, of course!)

[piytar]

I got awesome time with friends and family. That was the biggest gift.

Also got some nice toys (e.g., an XBOX One), clothes, and books, but those were more in the nature of bonuses...

[Jemian]

Well, I was supposed to get a new granddaughter, but ....

We’re still waiting the birth of the baby.

[caww]

Meet William Harley and Arthur Davidson, photo taken in 1914

[Diana in Wisconsin]

“I got a rock...”

[rainee]

A messy house/kitchen & ungrateful younger relative who drank, ate everything & still had nerve to make a rude comment to me in my own house!
Hubby says Hawaii next year..

[Billthedrill]

Oh, don't be silly. A feller only has so many motorcycle accidents in him and you've had all yours. What could possibly go wrong? Anyway, wooden shoes and Hollandaise sauce got nuttin' on a new Harley. Wouldn't recommend a rice rocket, though. My EMT buddy calls them "organ donor specials".

Great Christmas, actually. Got a Kindle for a nephew who Doesn't Like Anything and I thought the kid wuz gonna melt on me. Didn't take him for a reader. Whaddaya know?

[DaiHuy]

A litter of Rottweiler puppies.

[advertising guy]

Professionally funny !

[Dick Bachert]

OK, OK...it's crude of me to post this during the Christmas season. But it's no cruder than the millions of "citizens" who, ignoring the content of this jerk's character (it's empty), voted for him strictly on his skin pigmentation, allowing him to do great damage to this nation and foment the impending race war that may ultimately bring it all the way down. Pray that he is soon gone and we never make such a mistake again. We won't survive another like this one.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Two shirts and two pairs of jeans and a pillow.

[norton]

When I was just old enough to think I was big enough, I asked my parents for a Cushman Eagle or a Mustang scooter for Christmas.

Come that day there was a string tied to the tree with my name on a tag; following the string out the door, through the yard, and to the garage I was convinced I was ready to ride to school without pedals. Swung the doors open and followed the string to my brand new portable typewriter...

I've owned several bikes over the years and have got to admit that if it had been a scooter it'd have been gone as soon as I was tall enough to kick a Triumph. But I still have that old underwood.