It looks like he got married to the Abominable Snowman!
Posted on 12/26/2014 8:56:45 AM PST by Morgana
A married couple allegedly took on the role of "Grinch" this Christmas season and stole Christmas displays from dozens of Colorado Springs families.
Jeremy Lewallen, 18, and his 42-year-old wife Carrie Carley were arrested Dec. 19. Police say they used the displays they swiped to decorate their own yard.
According to the arrest affidavit obtained by 11 News, a neighbor who had his decorations stolen was driving around his neighborhood when he spotted a very familiar looking Christmas display in the suspects' front yard. Police served a search warrant there and allegedly found, in the words of one of the theft victims, "a decoration graveyard." Officers said that both the front and back yards of the home were filled with stolen lawn ornaments and Christmas decorations.
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I showed the pic to my wife and she said “did she eat him”?
The feral welfare generation.
I think she stole his chin too.
We sure have alot of dumb people thanks to our failed public school system where some districts have less than 50% graduation rates.
Even DELIVERENCE would never allow THAT combination ... sheesh !
We contributed to this.
We pay for the Rx pain pills that allow these two to get high enough to live the lifestyle of the perpetually high welfare loser.
“I’ll do it.”
Really??? No need to — that’s Laz’s job.
It looks like he got married to the Abominable Snowman!
Two members of America’s permanent underclass and one of the many reasons this nation is in pitiful shape.
Flip her an ear of corn.
She has more chins than a Chinese phone book. It just goes to prove that for every Jack there IS a Jill.
One need not question why. The answer is in their eyes, etc.
That Bumble will bounce for sure!
And the "Flock of Seagulls" boy...his facial expression screams "room temperature IQ".
What do you get when you cross a pig with a meerkat?
The Grinch, apparently.
He doesn't look 18. How long have they been married?
Didn’t Colorado legalize Marijuana for recreational use? Just sayin’...
She might’a been cute- 300 pounds ago! < /sarc >
“What is an 18 year old guy going to do with a 42 year old woman?”
Probably living out a fantasy.
Do we have to explain the birds and the bees to you as well? ;-)
He doesn’t look 18. How long have they been married?
I am not sure we want to know the answer to that question.
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