***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

#WorstHolidayTradition

@HalBrennan tweeted: “We always leave milk and cookies out on Christmas Eve, but find two empty beer bottles in the morning.”

@ManningInc posted, “The arms from Baby Jesus in our nativity scene broke off, so now we replace them with miniature pretzel sticks.”

@graciebell06 tweeted, “As each gift is opened my uncle yells, “It’s a sports bra!”

@ziggaplease tweeted, “After unwrapping a present, we ball up the paper and throw it at the ceiling fan and cheer when someone gets hit in the face.”

@m0d0k posted, “After our Christmas dinner, my family gets out a cuff to see whose blood pressure is the highest.”

@kelseymh stated, “We aren’t allowed to open any presents if we don’t have these on.” He further shared a picture of his family wearing red or green sweaters and stripe pajamas.

@Hasty3000 tweeted, “Driving to a church to find out it doesn’t have a service at that time.”

@mur_dawg shared, “Having to choose one family dinner over another.”

@ClintMcComb tweeted, “3rd straight X-Mas night driving back to St. Louis from Chicago.”

@MarkjewiczSarah posted, “And here goes my mom’s annual speech about how she thinks I don’t have a heart and will be a cat lady.”

 

 

 

Can You #XMasAMovie From Another Genre?

#ChristmasFail

Mom mixed my wrapping paper w/ my older bro's. I opened Eurotrip Unrated, not Ghostbusters. I was 7. #ChristmasFail

A couple of years ago my family didn't get a tree till the 23rd.... And it didn't come down till March #ChristmasFail

One year I received a iPod box expecting to get one when it first came out and then when I opened it.. A bar of soap #ChristmasFail

One year I had to re-open a gift so my dad could film the reaction because the camera was off the first time. #ChristmasFailSandy Claws

Sister bought a xmas tree, it didn't smell enough like pine so she doused it in air freshener needles fell off immediately. ##ChristmasFail

Today my mom told me, "We're doing useful presents this year. We got you a book on how to find a man." #thanksmom #ChristmasFail

One year the man I was dating gave me an expensive necklace with my name in gold. It was beautiful, but my name isn't Diane #ChristmasFail

Last Xmas my dad printed off my brothers internet history from the past year & made it into a book for the familys enjoyment. #ChristmasFail

One year my cat ate all the tinsel off of our tree. The tree lost some of its shine, but my cat had some really pretty poops! #ChristmasFail

One year my great grandmother spent the entire day at the neighbors mistaking them for our family. No one said a word. #ChristmasFail

yeah, you don't want those Christmas lights on your tree. #ChristmasFail

My grandma made a pie and forgot the sugar. We put it outside and the dog ended up peeing on it. #ChristmasFail

My aunt told me when she was young, her brothers got everything she asked for on Christmas #ChristmasFail

School sign #ChristmasFail

How does this even happen? #christmasfail

You had ONE job! #ChristmasFail

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A Cativity Scene - Frankincense , Myrrh, and a Hairball

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[SkyDancer]

[relentlessly]

Fifty-Seven Years of Math 1957-2014 In America:

The evolution in teaching math since the 1950’s

1. Teaching Math in 1950s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?
2. Teaching Math in 1960s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?
3. Teaching Math in 1970s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is $80. Did he make a profit?
4. Teaching Math in 1980s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment:
Underline the number 20.
5. Teaching Math in 1990s
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and
inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the
preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit
of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic
for class participation after answering the question: How did the
birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There
are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it’s ok.)
6. Teaching Math in 2000s
If you have special needs or just feel you need assistance because of
race, color, religion, sex, sexual orientation, age, childhood
memories, criminal background, then don’t answer and the correct
answer will be provided for you.
There are no wrong answers.
7. Teaching Math in 2014
Un hachero vende una carrtada de maderapara 100 pesos. El costo de la
producciones es 80 pesos. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?

[Baynative]

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[Lucky9teen]

Creepy Elf on the Shelf

[BenLurkin]

Game Day Bucket Go Boom: A Tribute https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tfgFb4Jz8I

[SkyDancer]

Firefox is saying Facebook is an untrusted site and won't allow me to get there ... how do I get around that?

This Connection is Untrusted You have asked Firefox to connect securely to , but we can't confirm that your connection is secure. Normally, when you try to connect securely, sites will present trusted identification to prove that you are going to the right place. However, this site's identity can't be verified. What Should I Do? If you usually connect to this site without problems, this error could mean that someone is trying to impersonate the site, and you shouldn't continue. This site uses HTTP Strict Transport Security (HSTS) to specify that Firefox only connect to it securely. As a result, it is not possible to add an exception for this certificate.

[Lucky9teen]

CC Cleaner

delete all of your cookies.

Open Control Panel
Choose Internet Options
Click on Browsing History settings
Click on View Files - select everything listed and delete - close box
Click on View Objects - select everything listed and delete - close box
Click ok to close out of Internet Options.

Reload page in Firefox.

[Ingtar]

1. Open it in IE?

[SkyDancer]

Still blocks me from facebook

[Lucky9teen]

https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/connection-untrusted-error-message

[SkyDancer]

I can’t get around the block. There’s no “I accept the responsibility” or something like that. Nothing to click on.

[Lucky9teen]

Check the time/date on your computer and make sure it’s accurate.

If that doesn’t fix it...try running malware scan with malwarebytes.

[BibChr]

Did you try turning your monitor off and on?

[fidelis]

[Ingtar]

Howard? Is that you?

(Howard the Duck lives!)

[Liberty Valance]

[CJ Wolf]

[Liberty Valance]

[JRios1968]

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