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1 posted on 12/10/2014 4:01:20 PM PST by Oldeconomybuyer
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” It was “all you can eat” and undercooked, but I was really hungry.” sarc


2 posted on 12/10/2014 4:03:40 PM PST by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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He’s gotta be a liberal.

‘Cuz the stupid is at scientific notation levels in this one.


3 posted on 12/10/2014 4:03:59 PM PST by Da Coyote
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buy a vowel


4 posted on 12/10/2014 4:04:07 PM PST by heavy12773
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Hold muh fish and watch this.


5 posted on 12/10/2014 4:04:17 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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Deputy: You’re story sounds fishy to me.


6 posted on 12/10/2014 4:05:49 PM PST by windsorknot
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What’s the recipe?


8 posted on 12/10/2014 4:07:03 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
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Alcohol cooks off when heat is a applied or merely evaporates.


9 posted on 12/10/2014 4:08:10 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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You’re supposed to cook the batter, not use it like tartar sauce.


11 posted on 12/10/2014 4:09:15 PM PST by eclecticEel ("The petty man forsakes what lies within his power and longs for what lies with Heaven." - Xunzi)
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Doesn’t the alcohol cook of during cooking? Thought so.


14 posted on 12/10/2014 4:10:27 PM PST by SkyDancer (I Was Told Nobody Is Perfect But Yet, Here I Am)
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Beer Battered Fish makes Me Thirsty.

If I make it to his age my eyes will probably be bloodshot too.

Pretty poor defense, and must have a hell of good paying job to afford 9-10 priors, unless he was a Lawyer or Public Servant.

Or he has ticked off a Public Servant and they are messing with him.

Or he is a Drunk that doesn’t give a Rip because his Country has become a Cesspool...

Whatever it may be, he appears to be headed for a new physical fitness program, ie walking.

TT


15 posted on 12/10/2014 4:11:12 PM PST by TexasTransplant (Idiocracy used to just be a Movie... Live every day as your last...one day you will be right)
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Beer-Battered Fish? Is that domestic violence against a fish?


18 posted on 12/10/2014 4:14:56 PM PST by howlinhound (Live your life so that, when you get up in the morning, Satan says, "Oh Crap!..He's awake" - Unknown)
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Gillty!


21 posted on 12/10/2014 4:20:03 PM PST by windsorknot
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Hey, if you’re going to lie to the cops, might as well make it a doozy.


22 posted on 12/10/2014 4:20:20 PM PST by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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Is there a battered fish shelter?


26 posted on 12/10/2014 4:22:36 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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You would have to eat a beer-battered Orca to get enough alcohol to be drunk. Methinks the old man has been assiduously killing off brain cells with his drinking for some time, and it’s finally catching up to him.

CC


32 posted on 12/10/2014 4:26:36 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (Tagline Constructon zone- low humor ahead)
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Sounds like the guy got battered and fried.


33 posted on 12/10/2014 4:27:21 PM PST by windsorknot
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Deputy: OK, sir, I want you to spell your name backwards.


36 posted on 12/10/2014 4:29:35 PM PST by windsorknot
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Some people can be ‘as sober as a judge’ and because of their natural expression when the face is relaxed, they still look stoned or outraged.
For all we know, he could be ‘smiling’.


43 posted on 12/10/2014 4:41:01 PM PST by lee martell
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And he had a very large slice of Rum Cake for dessert.

Name pronounced: Priz bill ah


47 posted on 12/10/2014 5:31:16 PM PST by TaMoDee (Go Pack Go! The Pack will be back in 2014!)
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Give a Man a Fish and he’ll get a DUI.

Teach him how to Fish and he’ll open up a Bar.


48 posted on 12/10/2014 5:32:23 PM PST by Kickass Conservative (If you thought the Mulatto Marxist was bad, wait until the Menopausal Marxist is Elected.)
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