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Wisconsin man blames beer-battered fish during drunken driving stop
Chicago Tribune ^
| December 10, 2014
Posted on 12/10/2014 4:01:20 PM PST by Oldeconomybuyer
A Wisconsin man told a sheriff's deputy he had not been drinking, but rather eating beer-battered fish when he was pulled over for what could be his 10th drunken driving offense, according to an incident report released on Wednesday.
John Przybyla, 73, was stopped for a broken tail light and erratic driving on Oct. 12 by a deputy who then smelled alcohol on his breath and saw that his eyes were blood shot.
The deputy asked Przybyla how much he had had to drink. Przybyla replied that he had not been drinking and instead had eaten beer-battered fish at a fish fry, the report said.
Przybyla was arrested after he failed a field sobriety test and a breath test showed he had been drinking.
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Hey, if you’re going to lie to the cops, might as well make it a doozy.
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posted on
12/10/2014 4:20:20 PM PST
by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: Responsibility2nd
Later his friends are asking him... Hey Przybyla. What this we’re HERRING you were arrested again for DWI?
“Yeah, it was a real pain in the BASS”.
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posted on
12/10/2014 4:20:43 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
12/10/2014 4:20:44 PM PST
by
TexasTransplant
(Idiocracy used to just be a Movie... Live every day as your last...one day you will be right)
To: Joe 6-pack
Cause he’s all about That Bass.
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posted on
12/10/2014 4:22:20 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Is there a battered fish shelter?
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
12/10/2014 4:22:40 PM PST
by
TexasTransplant
(Idiocracy used to just be a Movie... Live every day as your last...one day you will be right)
To: Responsibility2nd
Przybyla replied that he had not been drinking and instead had eaten beer-battered fish at a fish fry, the report said. COP: Is that your story, or do you want some time to MULLET over?
(somebody stop me. Or else I'll come up with more....)
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posted on
12/10/2014 4:23:00 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Responsibility2nd
fishpuns.com
I never imagined...
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posted on
12/10/2014 4:23:33 PM PST
by
Rio
(Proud resident of the State of Jefferson)
To: Joe 6-pack
Beer battered deep fried smelt, for what ales ye.
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posted on
12/10/2014 4:24:07 PM PST
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi - Revolution is a'brewin!!!)
To: SkyDancer
Oh you’re no fun anymore.
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posted on
12/10/2014 4:25:39 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Oldeconomybuyer
You would have to eat a beer-battered Orca to get enough alcohol to be drunk. Methinks the old man has been assiduously killing off brain cells with his drinking for some time, and it’s finally catching up to him.
CC
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posted on
12/10/2014 4:26:36 PM PST
by
Celtic Conservative
(Tagline Constructon zone- low humor ahead)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Sounds like the guy got battered and fried.
To: heavy12773
Yeah, buy a vowel! what do ya think you are, Welsh?
CC
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posted on
12/10/2014 4:28:12 PM PST
by
Celtic Conservative
(Tagline Constructon zone- low humor ahead)
To: Rio
If there’s a better site for fish puns...
Let MINNOW.
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posted on
12/10/2014 4:28:28 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Deputy: OK, sir, I want you to spell your name backwards.
To: Responsibility2nd
What did the drunk fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?
____________________________
Dam.
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posted on
12/10/2014 4:30:17 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Celtic Conservative
What part of ‘...and sometimes y’ do they not understand?
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posted on
12/10/2014 4:31:17 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: dfwgator
“Y”? because we like you!
CC
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posted on
12/10/2014 4:33:25 PM PST
by
Celtic Conservative
(Tagline Constructon zone- low humor ahead)
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
12/10/2014 4:34:59 PM PST
by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
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