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Police say someone is shooting ears of corn at cars in Carver, MA
The Patriot Ledger ^ | November 14, 2014

Posted on 11/16/2014 3:42:40 PM PST by Bettyprob

CARVER – Police say someone shot an ear of corn through a police cruiser’s windshield using a makeshift device.

Police say the corn, which had previously been described only as a “projectile,” damaged the cruiser but did not cause any injuries. At least two other cars have been hit by objects fired at them near Purchase and Callow streets in the last week.

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TOPICS: Food; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: carver; corn; freepun; massachusetts; police; potatogun
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Ouch!


41 posted on 11/16/2014 4:11:19 PM PST by Ray76 (We must destroy the Uniparty or be destroyed by them.)
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To: SkyDancer

‘Nuff said. ;-)


42 posted on 11/16/2014 4:11:51 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Bettyprob

“Police say someone shot an ear of corn through a police cruiser’s windshield using a makeshift device.”

A-maize-ing!


43 posted on 11/16/2014 4:12:03 PM PST by DemforBush (A Repo Man is always intense.)
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To: Bettyprob

They might be having fun playing corn-on-the-cop today but likely they will be spending some time in the can.


44 posted on 11/16/2014 4:12:19 PM PST by SamAdams76
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To: Bettyprob
It's better than shooting ears at people. Yes, it's GRAPHIC.
45 posted on 11/16/2014 4:12:24 PM PST by rabidralph
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To: Bettyprob

Semi or full auto?


46 posted on 11/16/2014 4:12:51 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Ray76; All

Endangering lives and causing property damage and you guys think its funny?

Did DU take over FR or something?


47 posted on 11/16/2014 4:12:59 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: SamAdams76

Oh my God this is getting out of hand! Well done!


48 posted on 11/16/2014 4:14:07 PM PST by Ray76 (We must destroy the Uniparty or be destroyed by them.)
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To: PROCON; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition
enough with the corny jokes...

You'll shoot your ear out, kid.

49 posted on 11/16/2014 4:14:10 PM PST by Ezekiel (All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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To: driftdiver

No. Using corn is funny.


50 posted on 11/16/2014 4:17:29 PM PST by Ray76 (We must destroy the Uniparty or be destroyed by them.)
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To: driftdiver
Did DU take over FR or something?

We're just having sunday funnies, c'mon, smile and quit stalking us...

51 posted on 11/16/2014 4:18:04 PM PST by PROCON (I love sleeping, it's like being dead without the commitment.)
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To: Ezekiel

ROTFLMAO!


52 posted on 11/16/2014 4:18:38 PM PST by PROCON (I love sleeping, it's like being dead without the commitment.)
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To: SamAdams76

Winner, winner, corncop dinner!!!


53 posted on 11/16/2014 4:22:11 PM PST by Fast Moving Angel (It is no more than a dream remembered, a Civilization gone with the wind.)
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To: MileHi

They should be glad its not a trebuche tossing hondas at em ...... whiners.


54 posted on 11/16/2014 4:22:15 PM PST by Squantos ( Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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To: umgud
Potato guns are illegal in CA

How about Cob Cannons?

(Marijuana Mortars???)

55 posted on 11/16/2014 4:25:12 PM PST by BwanaNdege (I wonder which side they choose whe)
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To: Eddie01

Kinda like that song:)


56 posted on 11/16/2014 4:26:10 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: Brother Cracker

Looks like fun!


57 posted on 11/16/2014 4:26:11 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Bettyprob

The Jolly Green Giant had been having a bout of constipation.


58 posted on 11/16/2014 4:26:50 PM PST by kaehurowing
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To: Squantos

Now THAT would be innovative. Maybe mount on the frame of a deuce and a half? Could launch Subarus at ‘em.


59 posted on 11/16/2014 4:28:28 PM PST by MileHi (Liberalism is an ideology of parasites, hypocrites, grievance mongers, victims, and control freaks.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Was the shooter originally from Cobb County, Georgia?


60 posted on 11/16/2014 4:29:05 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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