Posted on 10/01/2014 2:53:37 PM PDT by Jan_Sobieski
The deadly facts about water!
1. Water can be chemically synthesized by burning rocket fuel
2. Water one of the primary ingredients in herbicides and pesticides
3. Over consumption can cause excessive sweating, urination and even death
4. Water is the leading cause of drowning
5. 100% of all serial killers, rapist and drug dealers have admitted to drinking water
6. 100% of all people exposed to water will die
Think of the children, dammit!
Oh noes!!!
Frequently Asked Questions About Dihydrogen Monoxide:
http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
IT’S SCARY STUFF!
California has pretty much gotten rid of most of their water.
Ban dihydrogen monoxide...easier sell.
Yup! and also Dihydrogen Oxide when added to an equal amount of water will double the effects. Dangerous!
Desalination plants along the entire coast. Tell the libs to f*ck off and if they want to start the lawsuits, just counter them.
The minute you force libs to use their own money, they go back under the porch like they got hit the snout with a newspaper.
hitler drank water.
Enough said.
Water is far more dangerous than your poster suggests.
1) Water is chemically synthesized from fossil fuels such as gasoline, diesel, and natural gas. A byproduct of this synthesis is carbon dioxide, a greenhouse gas that causes the climate change that will be the end of the world.
2) Water is itself the most important greenhouse gas. It magnifies the effect of carbon dioxide upon global warming.
Everyone needs to be warned about Dihydrogen Monoxide before it’s too late.
This photo, snuck out of Libya, shows the lengths they ae going to transport the material secretly. Its sick and must be stopped.
Penn & Teller once sent a colleague to some kind of “environmentalist” rally to ask attendees to sign a petition to ban di-hydrogen monoxide.Scores and scores of these trust funded losers signed without hesitation.It’s on youtube...hysterical.
Way back, I remember John Stossel did a segment to highlight to absurdity of calls to ban "things" because of one terrible incident, because of ignorance, etc. He began by telling the audience that there was a "substance" that had been linked to the death of 500 (or whatever) kids in the past year. This "substance" was a chemical compound, etc. yadda yadda, on and on. At the end of his talk, he asked the audience, "should it be banned". Nearly everyone agreed. Then he said, "well, what if it was only 200 kids", then "100 kids", and so on. Finally he got down to "what if it was 1 kid" and there was still a lady who demanded "1 kid was too many." After all was said and done, the "substance" was revealed as -- you guessed it -- water.
I think of that show every time I see panic articles about anything from deodorant to disease.
Fish have unprotected sex in it.
My Dad used to say that Tupperware caused cancer.
Find a single American home that doesn’t have at least one piece! ;)
Careful, some democrat will propose a law to ban water.
LOL! Yes, we do.
October Undead Thread?
Water, that most dangerous of fluids, especially when laughed out your nose?
Liberals drink water. That’s scary too.
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