Posted on 09/19/2014 6:50:55 AM PDT by Brother Cracker
The tubby dictator has become hooked on Emmental - and appeared on TV with a swollen face and a limp at a recent ceremony in the capital Pyongyang.
Portly despot Kim Jong-un is absolutely crackers – about Swiss cheese.
The tubby North Korean dictator has become hooked on Emmental and has gorged on so much that he has ballooned in size and is now walking with a limp.
The 31-year-old fell in love with the holey treat when he was a student in Switzerland.
He now imports it for his own consumption, while millions of his citizens starve.
A gloomy Jong-un appeared on TV with a swollen face and a limp at a recent ceremony in the capital Pyongyang to mark the 20th anniversary of the death of the nation’s founder Kim Il-sung.
(Excerpt) Read more at mirror.co.uk ...
Did a moose bite him when he was a kid?........
Dats Wasist!
His arteries must be as clogged as a NYC sewer pipe.........
“walks with limp”
Dennis Rodman taught him that...
They can be unclogged with H202.
And the little pig smokes.
Smoking, overeating and killing off close rivals.
What could go wrong?
“I’d like 5 pounds each of,
Red Leicester, Tilsit, Caerphilly, Bel Paese, Red Windsor, Stilton, Emmenthal, Gruyère, Norwegian Jarlsburg, Liptauer, Lancashire, White Stilton, Danish Blue, Double Gloucester, Cheshire, Dorset Blue Vinney, Brie, Roquefort, Pont l’Évêque, Port Salut, Savoyard, Saint-Paulin, Carré de l’Est, Boursin, Bresse Bleu, Perle de Champagne, Camembert, Gouda, Edam, Caithness, Smoked Austrian, Sage Derby, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola, Parmesan, Mozzarella, Pipo Crème, Greek Feta, Danish Fynbo, Czechoslovakian Sheep’s Milk Cheese, Venezuelan Beaver Cheese, Cheddar, Ilchester, and Limburger.
“To go”.
More like his colon.
Anything to shorten his life span, I’m with it. I say we send him airlifted aid packages with nothing but cheese.
SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI UP!
All that money and he gets a hair cut like that...: )
Oh don’t call him that, liberals want us all to know that Communism and totalitarianism is the most lovely and beautiful thing in the world! Our leaders should be treated like Gods, 100 million plus dead people in the past 80 years, over 4 times the amount of people the Nazis killed shows how wonderful Communism works! Millions of lives in North Korea having only one purpose of serving someone like Porky Jong Undone is the most loving thing on earth. And we have seen how well communist principles have worked under The Dear Leader B. Hussein so naturally the Democrats will push another like Fauxcahontas Warren or Hitlery Rotten
I wonder if he made that face when he ordered that guy to be killed by flamethrower or those other people killed by dogs.
The little riceball’s nickname is now “Rogue Cheddar”.
“Well, I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to shoot you.”
"Pretty strong meat there from Sam *sniff* Peckinpah."
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