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Passed out after drinking and woke up surrounded by democrats.
1 posted on 09/18/2014 4:23:21 AM PDT by aomagrat
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Nah...Probably the star of the Tijuana Donkey Show road review.


2 posted on 09/18/2014 4:25:07 AM PDT by Norm Lenhart (How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
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That’s impossible. The DNC convention is not till next year...


3 posted on 09/18/2014 4:25:31 AM PDT by BigCinBigD (...Was that okay?)
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It could have been worse. He could have woken in a field of RINOs.


5 posted on 09/18/2014 4:28:53 AM PDT by House Atreides (ANOTHER CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN FOR CHILDERS 2014 .... Don't reward bad GOPe behavior.)
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Were they playing basketball? Was zer0 and Biden there? Was Quark and Rom there? So many questionsj


8 posted on 09/18/2014 4:33:06 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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Ted Kennedy strategy. Wait till you sober up before contacting the police.


9 posted on 09/18/2014 4:34:12 AM PDT by paint_your_wagon
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Are you saying they were all male donkeys aka ja


10 posted on 09/18/2014 4:34:42 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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Thad Cochran?


11 posted on 09/18/2014 4:34:59 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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I hate when that happens.


12 posted on 09/18/2014 4:35:55 AM PDT by uglybiker (nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
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I bet he feels like a real jackass now . . .


13 posted on 09/18/2014 4:40:26 AM PDT by trailz
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Hope he kept his pants on...

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=donkey+attacking+man&FORM=VIRE3#view=detail&mid=F94370B6EA1F1939610EF94370B6EA1F1939610E


14 posted on 09/18/2014 5:08:37 AM PDT by Adder (No, Mr. Franklin, we could NOT keep it.)
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I hate it when that happens.


19 posted on 09/18/2014 6:15:53 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (I'd rather be at Philmont)
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If there were 72 of them, I’d be major worried.


20 posted on 09/18/2014 6:18:05 AM PDT by Ken H
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Well, that’s better than waking up with a 2 when you went to bed with a 10.................


21 posted on 09/18/2014 6:30:05 AM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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“That’s my story, and I am sticking to it”.


22 posted on 09/18/2014 6:53:20 AM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98) If you can't convince them, confuse them.)
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That is along the lines of the guy gets pulled over by the cops at 1 AM and while standing there an accident happens across the street.
The cop says ‘stay there’ and goes to help with the accident.

The guy gets in his car and drives home, putting the car in the garage, as usual.

Couple hours later the cops are pounding on the door and the wife says “He is in bed and been there since 11PM”(as he had asked her to do)

Well, explain this - they go into the driveway and observe the police lights flashing on the car in the garage.


23 posted on 09/18/2014 6:59:53 AM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98) If you can't convince them, confuse them.)
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Muslim speed-dating?


24 posted on 09/18/2014 7:06:26 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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This was in Roswell so obviously it was aliens.


25 posted on 09/18/2014 8:05:17 AM PDT by Marko413
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I hate when that happens...


27 posted on 09/18/2014 10:50:17 AM PDT by Jack Hammer
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Weekend at Bidens-the Sequel.


28 posted on 09/18/2014 1:39:09 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
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