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Missing driver says he woke up in field of donkeys
WIS TV ^ | 17 September 2014 | AP

Posted on 09/18/2014 4:23:21 AM PDT by aomagrat

ROSWELL, N.M. (AP) - A driver who went missing after a one-car rollover in New Mexico says he later woke up in a field of donkeys.

(Excerpt) Read more at wistv.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Local News
KEYWORDS: donkey; dui
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Passed out after drinking and woke up surrounded by democrats.
1 posted on 09/18/2014 4:23:21 AM PDT by aomagrat
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Nah...Probably the star of the Tijuana Donkey Show road review.


2 posted on 09/18/2014 4:25:07 AM PDT by Norm Lenhart (How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
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That’s impossible. The DNC convention is not till next year...


3 posted on 09/18/2014 4:25:31 AM PDT by BigCinBigD (...Was that okay?)
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It could have been worse. He could have woken in a field of RINOs.


5 posted on 09/18/2014 4:28:53 AM PDT by House Atreides (ANOTHER CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN FOR CHILDERS 2014 .... Don't reward bad GOPe behavior.)
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That is kinda like a few threads here lately.


6 posted on 09/18/2014 4:29:30 AM PDT by Norm Lenhart (How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
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Or RINOs having sex with donkeys but he would have been in Washington DC.


7 posted on 09/18/2014 4:30:41 AM PDT by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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Were they playing basketball? Was zer0 and Biden there? Was Quark and Rom there? So many questionsj


8 posted on 09/18/2014 4:33:06 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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Ted Kennedy strategy. Wait till you sober up before contacting the police.


9 posted on 09/18/2014 4:34:12 AM PDT by paint_your_wagon
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Are you saying they were all male donkeys aka ja


10 posted on 09/18/2014 4:34:42 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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Thad Cochran?


11 posted on 09/18/2014 4:34:59 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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I hate when that happens.


12 posted on 09/18/2014 4:35:55 AM PDT by uglybiker (nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
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I bet he feels like a real jackass now . . .


13 posted on 09/18/2014 4:40:26 AM PDT by trailz
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Hope he kept his pants on...

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=donkey+attacking+man&FORM=VIRE3#view=detail&mid=F94370B6EA1F1939610EF94370B6EA1F1939610E


14 posted on 09/18/2014 5:08:37 AM PDT by Adder (No, Mr. Franklin, we could NOT keep it.)
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Like.


15 posted on 09/18/2014 5:27:35 AM PDT by Savage Beast (Hubris and denial overwhelm Western Civilization. Nemesis and tragedy always follow.)
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Of course. Surely I'm not the only one.

(I was trying to think of a clever remark, but I couldn't our-clever yours.)

17 posted on 09/18/2014 5:38:04 AM PDT by Savage Beast (Hubris and denial overwhelm Western Civilization. Nemesis and tragedy always follow.)
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I hate it when that happens.


19 posted on 09/18/2014 6:15:53 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (I'd rather be at Philmont)
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If there were 72 of them, I’d be major worried.


20 posted on 09/18/2014 6:18:05 AM PDT by Ken H
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