Posted on 09/18/2014 4:23:21 AM PDT by aomagrat
ROSWELL, N.M. (AP) - A driver who went missing after a one-car rollover in New Mexico says he later woke up in a field of donkeys.
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Well, that’s better than waking up with a 2 when you went to bed with a 10.................
“That’s my story, and I am sticking to it”.
That is along the lines of the guy gets pulled over by the cops at 1 AM and while standing there an accident happens across the street.
The cop says ‘stay there’ and goes to help with the accident.
The guy gets in his car and drives home, putting the car in the garage, as usual.
Couple hours later the cops are pounding on the door and the wife says “He is in bed and been there since 11PM”(as he had asked her to do)
Well, explain this - they go into the driveway and observe the police lights flashing on the car in the garage.
Muslim speed-dating?
This was in Roswell so obviously it was aliens.
I hate when that happens...
Weekend at Bidens-the Sequel.
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