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Full title: Chinese medical student died of heart attack as he looked at 'sexy magazine' when he made fourth donation to sperm bank in a week

Apparently "Zheng Gang" is Chinese for "Lazamataz."

1 posted on 09/14/2014 1:17:33 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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At least he died doing what he loved.


2 posted on 09/14/2014 1:18:13 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
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Talk about giving ‘til it hurts!


3 posted on 09/14/2014 1:25:34 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I can see dying from 4 blood donations in a week...

but as a college kid, I could have made 44 sperm bank deposits per week without a problem.

6 posted on 09/14/2014 1:34:44 AM PDT by Teacher317 (We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men)
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"Zheng Gang, 23, was found dead in a private booth of a fertility clinic at Wuhan University after nurses noticed he was spending longer than usual producing his sample."

Perhaps he'd come and gone simultaneously.
7 posted on 09/14/2014 1:40:24 AM PDT by clearcarbon
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I guess he came as he went.


9 posted on 09/14/2014 1:42:56 AM PDT by OldMissileer
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I posted this yesterday and it was “pulled” in about 5 minutes.I guess someone must have been sensitive to the issue
, a master debater.


13 posted on 09/14/2014 1:49:27 AM PDT by Candor7 (Obama fascism article:(http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html))
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I don't think anyone is going to top that one today or for the rest of the month, for that matter. Thanks for starting off my day with a huge laugh.
18 posted on 09/14/2014 2:18:18 AM PDT by VMI70
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” Physician wank thyself”


24 posted on 09/14/2014 3:21:59 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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Apparently "Zheng Gang" is Chinese for "Lazamataz."

Laz would HIT it? Don't think so..!

27 posted on 09/14/2014 3:36:24 AM PDT by Las Vegas Dave (The democ"RAT"ic party preys on the ignorant..!)
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Come and gone...ashes to ashes...dust to dust. We hardly knew ye.


28 posted on 09/14/2014 3:49:34 AM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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But it didn’t make him go blind.


29 posted on 09/14/2014 3:52:48 AM PDT by capt. norm
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They have fertility clinics in China? Interesting.


31 posted on 09/14/2014 4:24:07 AM PDT by Wage Slave
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http://l.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/anOmDkORFxv6wNaZtmmT2A—/YXBwaWQ9eWlzZWFyY2g7Zmk9Zml0O2dlPTAwNjYwMDtncz0wMEEzMDA7aD01NDc7dz00MDA-/http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lixodkOH9i1qgbmhxo1_400.jpg.cf.jpg


34 posted on 09/14/2014 4:42:47 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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Would it be inappropriate to say he died doing what he loved?


35 posted on 09/14/2014 4:45:47 AM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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Some interpretations have “Zhen Gang” translate to “Harry Palmer.”


36 posted on 09/14/2014 5:13:09 AM PDT by edpc (Wilby 2016)
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In days gone by, the old saying was that serial masturbation caused one to go blind. So now a 23-year old Chinese medical student becomes an over achiever and dies of a heart attack at a fertility clinic? Going from blindness to dead is hardly an improvement — or am I missing something?
38 posted on 09/14/2014 5:33:30 AM PDT by MasterGunner01
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To: Slings and Arrows

Maybe I’m a legend in my own distant memory, but four a week seems eminently doable at the age of 23. /S

In any event, I’d expect abrasions to limit his activity before his heart gave out, and I’d expect that regardless of age.


39 posted on 09/14/2014 5:46:44 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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GANGNAM STYLE ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0


43 posted on 09/14/2014 6:15:10 AM PDT by shove_it (The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen -- Dennis Prager)
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Only 4 times a week? What lightweight


44 posted on 09/14/2014 6:53:19 AM PDT by rrrod (at home in Medellin Colombia)
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Apparently "Zheng Gang" is Chinese for "Lazamataz."

Dunno. It was only his fourth visit that week.

45 posted on 09/14/2014 7:02:27 AM PDT by null and void (Only God Himself watches you more closely than the US government.)
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