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Fast food fan immediately regrets complaining to Domino's about pizza without toppings
the Telegraph ^
| August 18, 2014 11:25 AM
Posted on 09/07/2014 4:06:06 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum
Fast food fan immediately regrets complaining to Domino's about pizza without toppings
A London-based Twitter user been widely mocked for making a bizarre complaint to Dominos Pizza
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Food; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: dominos; dominospizza; postthestory; twitter
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To: boop
I applaud your efforts to bring families closer together.
LOL, I'm not kidding.
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posted on
09/07/2014 5:36:23 PM PDT
by
MaxMax
(Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
To: boop
I'm such an imp that when I worked for Domino's I'd intentionally cut a pizza into an odd number of slices.Conversely, when I was in engineering school and working in a group on an project, and we wanted a late-night snack, just for laughs we would often demand that the pizza be cut into a certain number of slices that meant we wouldn't have to fight over the last one, but generally also meant you couldn't just run the cutter across the diameter three or four times.
Easy enough calculation for us engineers, but it was always a treat to watch the arts students who worked at the pizza place try to work out how to slice a pizza into, say, 15 pieces.
(Then I became an arts student, and it didn't seem so funny anymore.)
To: cyclotic
Once I went to DQ to get an ice cream treat. Got a banana split. I started eating it and realized there was no banana in it, so I went to the counter to complain. the server tried to hand me an unpeeled banana!
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posted on
09/07/2014 5:47:16 PM PDT
by
Shimmer1
(Nothing says you are sad that someone died like looting local places of business!)
To: GeronL
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posted on
09/07/2014 5:49:09 PM PDT
by
Shimmer1
(Nothing says you are sad that someone died like looting local places of business!)
To: RansomOttawa
If only pie were square...
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posted on
09/07/2014 6:16:39 PM PDT
by
outofsalt
( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
To: outofsalt
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posted on
09/07/2014 6:20:59 PM PDT
by
21twelve
(http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts 2013 is 1933 REBORN)
To: outofsalt
Golden ratio (Phi, pie, “what difference does it make at this time?”) = 1.618033 (give or take a few thousand digits.)
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posted on
09/07/2014 6:21:24 PM PDT
by
outofsalt
( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
To: 21twelve
Circular reasoning is not going to get you anywhere in life!
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posted on
09/07/2014 6:26:09 PM PDT
by
outofsalt
( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
To: Shimmer1
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posted on
09/07/2014 6:38:07 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
To: Focault's Pendulum
He just wanted some cheese with his whine.
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posted on
09/07/2014 6:44:48 PM PDT
by
Redcitizen
(Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things.)
To: RansomOttawa
Easy enough calculation for us engineers, but it was always a treat to watch the arts students who worked at the pizza place try to work out how to slice a pizza into, say, 15 pieces. That's easy. Cut it into the normal eighths and then split all but one piece in half. Your bad project specification didn't say all 15 had to be the same size. :-)
Maybe pizza restaurants should be like the one on Breaking Bad which doesn't cut the pizza and passes the savings on to you. One of the commentaries said the writers added that after people complained about a scene where Walt threw a pizza onto his roof in a fit of anger and it hadn't been cut.
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posted on
09/07/2014 6:51:50 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(The IRS: either criminally irresponsible in backup procedures or criminally responsible of coverup.)
To: outofsalt
My dad always said I wouldn’t amount to anything because I was such a procrastinator and I would always tell him just you wait and see!
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posted on
09/07/2014 6:52:56 PM PDT
by
outofsalt
( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
To: Focault's Pendulum
After receiving an apology over the lack of toppings, the teenager tweeted back revealing he had actually opened up the pizza upside down.
Dude!
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posted on
09/07/2014 7:48:09 PM PDT
by
Flick Lives
("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
To: Flick Lives
I can’t believe he actually admitted to it.
To: 21twelve
No. Cornbread are square.
Pie are round.
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posted on
09/07/2014 7:54:12 PM PDT
by
Lurker
(Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
Worthy of either NAPL or ISH?
We need an Extreme Silliness Ping List.
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posted on
09/07/2014 8:08:16 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
To: Focault's Pendulum; Gefn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
"Ignorance can be educated, and crazy can be medicated, but there's no cure for stupid."
--Anonymous
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posted on
09/07/2014 8:37:06 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
To: dayglored
I try to highlight extreme silliness on the NAPL, but there are only so many hours in the day.
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posted on
09/07/2014 8:44:29 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
To: GeronL
Hehe. I thought your post was going to say something to the effect of, “I thought a slice was missing, but it was just in my hand.”
To: lee martell
Must have had a little too much Mogen-David Concord wine. Hopefully it was a Kosher pizza place..........
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