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Here kittie kittie ^ | RASHID

Posted on 09/07/2014 3:27:59 PM PDT by Rashid Ibrahim

Edited on 09/07/2014 5:22:40 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

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To: tacticalogic

Jinx the Insanitator.
He has voices in his head, all of them.


581 posted on 09/13/2014 3:47:39 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare; Silentgypsy; tacticalogic; Tax-chick; All

Tall cats would be worse than tall dogs.


582 posted on 09/13/2014 3:48:50 PM PDT by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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To: fanfan

Think of all the new places they could leave paw prints and fur!


583 posted on 09/13/2014 3:56:36 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare; fanfan

They had a tall cat entry in the last Olympics, in the high jump.

But it got eliminated for not competing fairly.

.

It was a cheetah.


584 posted on 09/13/2014 4:24:25 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Why T. Rex's crazy short arms? -- "Dear Lord, we thank thee for the food we are about to devour.")
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To: Darksheare

It is just so uncanny, the fingers decide that the keyboard is configured incorrectly and correct the errors themselves.
Had to ask, this phenomenon needed to be scientifically (UT style) tested.
‘night. :)


585 posted on 09/13/2014 4:34:34 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. Barry is counter revolutionary ,Denounce him!)
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To: moose07

Well, smertfoan will de-smert and “cowrecked” your typing.
Sometimes when you hit “post”.


586 posted on 09/13/2014 4:39:10 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh, bummer about missing the Mob Museum. I was looking forward to hearing about it!

I was at church all day working on a retreat for the parish. It was really nice. I’ve been in a funk recently, thinking about turning to Odin-worship, because surely he’d give me a prize for producing Anoreth and all the Brothers ... but now I’m feeling much better.

Now I have to deal with Baby Crises. Kathleen and Frank missed me. I had Frank clinging on me all through Mass, and he smelled awful, but I just gave him a bath, so he can cling for a while now and I’ll read them a story.

We went to The Book Lady yesterday - she’s expanded again - and I got “Elizabeth and Her German Garden” by Elizabeth von Arnim. It’s so cheerful!


587 posted on 09/13/2014 4:44:17 PM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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To: fanfan
Not with 5 puppies.

Well, if this glowbull warmthing keeps up, you have almost enough there for the sled-team you'll need. Right now though it looks like it is glowbully warming the border area between Manitoba and North Dakota just a hair, or maybe a hare west of Winnipeg.. ;-)

You can always tell when the ground has been glowbully warmthed, it turns white..

588 posted on 09/13/2014 4:45:09 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: no-to-illegals
Hehe ... thank you 😇
589 posted on 09/13/2014 5:06:55 PM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (It is no more than a dream remembered, a Civilization gone with the wind.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Recall the building super who would randomly flick circuit breakers until something shut down, and usually not what he wanted shut down?
Well, he must have a cousin who works here.
Apparently some genius decided that the most efficient way to shut off some light fixtures was NOT by flicking the approved and provided “light switch” conveniently designed and provided for that task around every ingress egress point.
No, instead he decided to root around for a service panel in a manner similar to a hog rooting for truffles, and proceeded to shut down a fourth to a third of the building.

I really don’t want to give a class on differences and usages of light switches and circuit breakers.
I was not here when it happened, I’d likely have been fired for my reaction.
But I have been made aware of it.

I need a drink.


590 posted on 09/13/2014 6:20:59 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare; NoCmpromiz
"I need a drink."

I'd offer you one, but I have a drinking problem.

I keep running out of beer.

591 posted on 09/13/2014 6:29:42 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Why T. Rex's crazy short arms? -- "Dear Lord, we thank thee for the food we are about to devour.")
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To: NicknamedBob; NoCmpromiz

TeleFRAGged with beer.


592 posted on 09/13/2014 6:30:55 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare; NoCmpromiz; no-to-illegals

Thanks! That will go good with the peanuts I’m eating.

I found a spelling mistake on page 32. Proofreading my own material is difficult. I always read what I intended to write.


593 posted on 09/13/2014 6:56:34 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Why T. Rex's crazy short arms? -- "Dear Lord, we thank thee for the food we are about to devour.")
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To: NicknamedBob; NoCmpromiz; no-to-illegals

I just hand stuff to others and go, “spot the mistacks.”
After thirty seconds, the horrified screams permeate reality and bleed through my triflange earplugs.


594 posted on 09/13/2014 7:08:08 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: NicknamedBob

In 50% of the places where you use commas, use semicolons or periods instead. But which 50%, you ask ... well, that’ll cost’ya.


595 posted on 09/13/2014 7:14:15 PM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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To: Tax-chick
"In 50% of the places where you use commas, use semicolons or periods instead."

Hah! Semicolons are already 50% period and 50% comma.

I just blame people for having too short an attention span.

The main thing I have to do to not annoy people is to use words they don't have to look up, or can figure out from the context.

596 posted on 09/13/2014 7:34:17 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Why T. Rex's crazy short arms? -- "Dear Lord, we thank thee for the food we are about to devour.")
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To: Darksheare
spot the mistacks

As I understand it, due to rampant substance abuse and egregious self importance the incidence of missed takes is exorbitantly high among Hollywoood actor-esses and rockheaded stars..

It's strangely coolific outside in spite of the consensus pronouncement of assured glowbull warmthing.

597 posted on 09/13/2014 8:11:48 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz; Darksheare; Tax-chick

Yep. Found another punctuation error on page 56. What a maroon this author is.

If I got paid for spotting errors, I could make more money editing this stuff than writing it.


598 posted on 09/13/2014 8:23:16 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Why T. Rex's crazy short arms? -- "Dear Lord, we thank thee for the food we are about to devour.")
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To: Monkey Face
Ok... how much of whatever money is in this is going to filthyharry?

I'm assuming of course that since land is involved the repulsive from searchlight is also involved in some detail somewhere that won't be in the news, yes?

After years of wrangling, package of Nevada land bills set for US House vote

599 posted on 09/13/2014 9:03:44 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz; Monkey Face
"Ok... how much of whatever money is in this is going to filthyharry?"

I consider it safe to assume that Harry believes that tithing is appropriate, at the very minimum.

600 posted on 09/13/2014 9:29:09 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Why T. Rex's crazy short arms? -- "Dear Lord, we thank thee for the food we are about to devour.")
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