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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 08/01/2014 5:50:00 AM PDT by Lucky9teen


Hamas Bumper Stickers

These are just @ThePeoplesCube Tweets, there are many great ones made by others too.

Other tweets from the feed: 

>> how's my driving? Call 1-800-bomb-you

>> what’s the martyr with you?

>> If you can read this you must be a Hellfire missile>> human Shields on Board

>> honk if Your Horn is not currently connected to a detonator

>> Gaza auto sales: we blow away the competition

>> My kid can blow up your kid

>> Read this to your favorite female loved one since she isn't allowed to read it to herself

>> honk If You're About to be Taken Out by an Israeli Air to Surface Missile

>> Shi’ite Happens

Another Twitter feed billing itself as @HamasGlobalPR did not appear to represent the actual governing authority but used an ironic voice to pose as the authority.

One tweet: “We condemn murder of A Jabari & the destruction of his new BMW M6. A merciful country would have shot last wk when he was driving a Fiat.”

Also, the tweeter observed: “To avoid further confusion, we are changing our name to "Palestinians Entitled To Reject Agreements" #PETRA, & yes, we are moving to #Jordan



Q. What am I if I give money to Hamas?

A. A supporter of terrorism

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Q. What am I if I give a gun to Hamas?

A. A partner in murder

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Q. What am I if I give Hamas a base to train terrorists and supply them with the ability to import weapons?

A. The Obama Administration




"TOP 10 FATAH HAMA UNITY JOKES"

10) Palestinians had to have a reconciliation. Their suicide bombers want to form a union.

9) Fatah and Hamas put their differences aside, rallying around their common denominators: Hatred of Israel, and bad Arab television shows.

8) The difference Palestinian unity and Palestinian civil war is the spelling.

7) iPal : The all new Palestinian Unity product from Fatah and Hamas. Note: This app is prone to killing itself and blaming the Jews for its own failure.

6) Unity: What to call factionalism when all else fails.

5) My Way or the Highway: How Reconciliation is pronounced in Palestinian Arabic.

4) Palestinians buried their hatchets in order to fight together against Israel. If only they stuck to hatchets in that fight.

3) Unity. It's the new Palestinian bomb. How long until they have a "work accident"?

2) Even in death, Osama bin-Laden managed to get mournful and rueful comments from Hamas and Fatah. Talk about unity amongst terrorists.

... and the #1 fatah hamas unity joke is:

1) Palestinian unity is an oxymoron.


“Is it just me, or does every overwhelming Hamas ‘victory’ against Israel look and sound more and more like Charlie Sheen’s version of ‘winning’?”

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Q: How does Hamas spell victory against Israel?
A: K-E-R-R-Y or O-B-A-M-A (either one will work)

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Israel ‘s deputy prime minister on Saturday said Israel should assassinate Hamas‘ leadership, ignore the moderate Palestinian president and walk away from international peace efforts.

Hamas leaders asked for a timeout until Israel and Palestine can get into some kind of counseling.

They also requested Israel try to use 'I' sentences instead of'you' sentences, such as "I don't feel respected by those actions." rather than "You are a bunch of suicide bombing @$$holes!"

 

Hamas has said that Israel has caused no harm at all to their military capabilities and they will continue to fire rockets at them.
Is it me or do they sound like The Black Knight from Monty Python and The Holy Grail?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: hamas; israel; ofst; silliness
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To: nothingnew
Let's build one of these
61 posted on 08/01/2014 10:08:53 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: relentlessly

Loved ‘em!


62 posted on 08/01/2014 10:11:52 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen
OK

I always wanted to play soccer without running...your place or mine?

FMCDH(BITS)

63 posted on 08/01/2014 10:19:28 AM PDT by nothingnew (Hemmer and MacCullum are the worst on FNC)
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To: zeugma

64 posted on 08/01/2014 10:20:51 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: zeugma
This really made me LOL


65 posted on 08/01/2014 10:26:38 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen

HA, HA, HA!


66 posted on 08/01/2014 10:28:10 AM PDT by hummingbird (Mark Levin and Article 5. Period.)
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To: relentlessly

Kids Are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
____________________________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten
years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’
MILLIE: I is…
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
_________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, it’s the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher


67 posted on 08/01/2014 10:28:12 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen
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68 posted on 08/01/2014 10:28:46 AM PDT by dragonblustar ( Psalm 103, Psalm 37:7, Ephesians 6:12)
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To: Lucky9teen

*snicker!


69 posted on 08/01/2014 10:29:23 AM PDT by hummingbird (Mark Levin and Article 5. Period.)
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To: Lucky9teen

*snickers*


70 posted on 08/01/2014 10:32:01 AM PDT by hummingbird (Mark Levin and Article 5. Period.)
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To: Lucky9teen
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71 posted on 08/01/2014 10:32:12 AM PDT by dragonblustar ( Psalm 103, Psalm 37:7, Ephesians 6:12)
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To: skinkinthegrass

72 posted on 08/01/2014 10:40:40 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: dragonblustar

73 posted on 08/01/2014 10:42:27 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: JRios1968
This isn't silly....it's crazy!!
74 posted on 08/01/2014 10:54:20 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: bmwcyle
If Obama were captain of a ship, this would be him
75 posted on 08/01/2014 10:57:04 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: ShadowAce

76 posted on 08/01/2014 11:01:23 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen

LOL! Hold the wheel nuts.


77 posted on 08/01/2014 11:27:22 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a weapon...0'Mullah / "Rustler" 0'Reid? d8-)
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To: Lucky9teen

I want one!


78 posted on 08/01/2014 11:34:07 AM PDT by verga (Conservative, leaning libertarian)
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To: Lucky9teen

In the interest of spreading silliness, go see Guardians of the Galaxy. It is great!


79 posted on 08/01/2014 11:48:36 AM PDT by Ingtar (The NSA - "We're the only part of government who actually listens to the people.")
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To: Lucky9teen

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=681521711868957&fref=nf


80 posted on 08/01/2014 12:08:35 PM PDT by dragonblustar ( Psalm 103, Psalm 37:7, Ephesians 6:12)
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