***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

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Hamas Bumper Stickers

These are just @ThePeoplesCube Tweets, there are many great ones made by others too.

• Honk if you've been followed by the same helicopter for the last 10 minutes
• If you can read this, you're about to be blown up, too
• I just lost 200 lbs instantly - ask me how
• My other car is a bomb
• 80 percent of success is just blowing up
• Baby suicide bomber on board
• This is your brain. This is your brain on upholstery.
• Kill, baby, kill
• What car bomb would Mohammed drive?
• Driver carries no cash, he's about to be vaporized
• "Palestinian rebels" sounds nicer than "Mob of Jew-hating murderous baby killers"
• It'll be a great day when terrorists have all the money for bombs and Israel has to hold a bake sale to build a school.
• Final solutions for a small planet
• Wherever I go, there you are. Shrapnel #5. Inevitable.
• Some of our best women are men
• Funny name. Serious damage.
• We put the "ass" in "assassin"
• Do the Jew
• Arab by birth. Murderer by choice.
• Say it with explosives
• Look, Ma, no infidels!
• If you want to capture someone’s attention, use shrapnel
• The antidote for civilization
• Please don't squeeze the Charge
• We hate Jews more than we love our children
• I'd walk a mile for a camel
• Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Jihadis
• Life’s messy, blow it up!
• You’re in good hands with Allah
• Support Habitat for Hamas!
• GET INVOLVED... The world is run by those who blow up
• Prophet before people!
• Bombs not books
• Does this suicide vest make my ass look fat?
• Blowout Sale! Free Palestine with every purchase of explosives, wires, and detonators!
• Kids... They blow up so fast!
• Suicide is sexy
• Practice random acts of violence
• Got vaporized?
• I'd rather be beheading infidels
• If you think war with Hamas is deadly, try peace.
• Support your local terrorist training camp
• Obama 2012: Bold leadership for a stronger Caliphate
• If you can read this, thank a teacher. If your wife and daughters can't, thank a mullah.
• Hamas Chevy: Like a Rock, Only Dumber.
• Give me liberty or....................nah, just give me death
• We buy safe houses, any condition
• Question Palestinian Authority
• Peace is not the answer... Say no to peace... Peace never solved anything
• Guns don't kill people. We do.
• Palestine is a convenient cause, not a place
• When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in hijab and carrying the Koran
• Proud Savage
• Caution: driver may be offended by just about anything

Other tweets from the feed: 

>> how's my driving? Call 1-800-bomb-you

>> what’s the martyr with you?

>> If you can read this you must be a Hellfire missile>> human Shields on Board

>> honk if Your Horn is not currently connected to a detonator

>> Gaza auto sales: we blow away the competition

>> My kid can blow up your kid

>> Read this to your favorite female loved one since she isn't allowed to read it to herself

>> honk If You're About to be Taken Out by an Israeli Air to Surface Missile

>> Shi’ite Happens

Another Twitter feed billing itself as @HamasGlobalPR did not appear to represent the actual governing authority but used an ironic voice to pose as the authority.

One tweet: “We condemn murder of A Jabari & the destruction of his new BMW M6. A merciful country would have shot last wk when he was driving a Fiat.”

Also, the tweeter observed: “To avoid further confusion, we are changing our name to "Palestinians Entitled To Reject Agreements" #PETRA, & yes, we are moving to #Jordan”

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Q. What am I if I give money to Hamas?

A. A supporter of terrorism

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Q. What am I if I give a gun to Hamas?

A. A partner in murder

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Q. What am I if I give Hamas a base to train terrorists and supply them with the ability to import weapons?

A. The Obama Administration

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"TOP 10 FATAH HAMA UNITY JOKES"

10) Palestinians had to have a reconciliation. Their suicide bombers want to form a union.

9) Fatah and Hamas put their differences aside, rallying around their common denominators: Hatred of Israel, and bad Arab television shows.

8) The difference Palestinian unity and Palestinian civil war is the spelling.

7) iPal : The all new Palestinian Unity product from Fatah and Hamas. Note: This app is prone to killing itself and blaming the Jews for its own failure.

6) Unity: What to call factionalism when all else fails.

5) My Way or the Highway: How Reconciliation is pronounced in Palestinian Arabic.

4) Palestinians buried their hatchets in order to fight together against Israel. If only they stuck to hatchets in that fight.

3) Unity. It's the new Palestinian bomb. How long until they have a "work accident"?

2) Even in death, Osama bin-Laden managed to get mournful and rueful comments from Hamas and Fatah. Talk about unity amongst terrorists.

... and the #1 fatah hamas unity joke is:

1) Palestinian unity is an oxymoron.

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“Is it just me, or does every overwhelming Hamas ‘victory’ against Israel look and sound more and more like Charlie Sheen’s version of ‘winning’?”

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Q: How does Hamas spell victory against Israel?
A: K-E-R-R-Y or O-B-A-M-A (either one will work)

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Israel ‘s deputy prime minister on Saturday said Israel should assassinate Hamas‘ leadership, ignore the moderate Palestinian president and walk away from international peace efforts.

Hamas leaders asked for a timeout until Israel and Palestine can get into some kind of counseling.

They also requested Israel try to use 'I' sentences instead of'you' sentences, such as "I don't feel respected by those actions." rather than "You are a bunch of suicide bombing @$$holes!"

 

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Hamas has said that Israel has caused no harm at all to their military capabilities and they will continue to fire rockets at them.
Is it me or do they sound like The Black Knight from Monty Python and The Holy Grail?

[Lucky9teen]

Let's build one of these

[BenLurkin]

Loved ‘em!

[nothingnew]

OK

I always wanted to play soccer without running...your place or mine?

FMCDH(BITS)

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[Lucky9teen]

This really made me LOL

[hummingbird]

HA, HA, HA!

[Lucky9teen]

Kids Are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten
years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’
MILLIE: I is…
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, it’s the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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[hummingbird]

*snicker!

[hummingbird]

*snickers*

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This isn't silly....it's crazy!!

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If Obama were captain of a ship, this would be him

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[skinkinthegrass]

LOL! Hold the wheel nuts.

[verga]

I want one!

[Ingtar]

In the interest of spreading silliness, go see Guardians of the Galaxy. It is great!

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