Recently, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all!
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine,most still running.
Walmart: empty lines.
Kmart, same....
Taco Bell.. no one there to lock the doors OR open them !!!
If you live in Texas , it might cut your wait time at the grocery store.
The hat says:
“U.S. BORDER PATROL ENFORCEMENT”
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PS: don’t try it at McDonald’s.
The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!