[MrB]

OK, so I was going to ask where she put the stuff, but the article explains that.

[nascarnation]

The economy is so bad, even Asians are taking to shoplifting....

[Baynative]

This is hard to believe without photo evidence.

[FlJoePa]

Let's hope there's no surveillance footage.

[NFHale]

Wow... that’s a titilating story... sure hope we can keep abreast of it with updates...

(yeah... I know...)

[camle]

funny how she had her car keys at the ready, and kept them during the struggle when she lost her purse. unless she had left them in the unlocked car?

[a fool in paradise]

Whether it's pineapples or cans, someone's going to say this thread is worthless without pictures.

(file photo)

[butterdezillion]

I wonder if she stole the Mercedez that she drove away in.

[VerySadAmerican]

Police: “Did you see the license plate number?”

Male Bystander: “Are you freaking kidding me?”

[rjsimmon]

In her defense, it was a nice day and she needed the sun.

[Political Junkie Too]

The new Cinderella story?

Woman at the ball runs and loses her bra, so the love-struck Prince takes the bra all over the land to find the woman who fits it?

-PJ

[Parley Baer]

“during a violent scuffle with a security guard outside over her purse, somehow lost her shirt and bra.”

Now to me that would be interesting to see how that happened. That must have been some scuffle.

[Arrowhead1952]

A witness recorded the woman’s license plate as she drove off, police reported.

I'll bet the witness was a woman or gay. No straight male would have thought about getting the license plate number.

[Alex Murphy]

Woman Suspected As Topless Shoplifter Surrenders To Arcadia Police

They suspected the shoplifter was either a woman, or a man with a severe glandular problem.

[Huskrrrr]

Clearly two bullet points in this story.

[from occupied ga]

I wonder if recreational chemicals were involved (not octol, torpex, and RDX, the smoking kind)

[informavoracious]

I am not going to ask how they positively identified her.

[Veggie Todd]

Thanks for the mammaries.

[servo1969]

[Opinionated Blowhard]

But what really sets this case apart is that the woman, during a violent scuffle with a security guard outside over her purse, somehow lost her shirt and bra.

I guess this reporter never watched "Cops." Its fairly common (at least on that show) for people to shed their clothes in "violent scuffles." I remember one guy at a school who ended up buck naked by the end of the scuffle.