Posted on 07/24/2014 5:15:39 AM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
The Architect of the Capitol took emergency measures Wednesday to handle a bed bug problem in a Senate Office Building, including closing off a restroom for a couple of days with yellow police tape.
So watch out Senate aides and tourists approaching the sixth floor of the Dirksen Senate Office Building. Bedbugs are not easy to shake.
The trouble began prior to a Senate Indian Affairs Committee hearing held Wednesday in which some attendees—lobbyists, presumably—employed people to wait in line for them. This is a common practice and sources tell us it falls under the jurisdiction of the Rules Committee chaired by Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.).
A female in line–one of the placeholders–had bedbugs. Sources tell The Mirror she was physically removed from the scene after one of her fellow line sitters noticed bugs crawling all over her. Apparently the bugs were also found in a women’s restroom.
“We’ve been on high alert all day for the damned creatures,” said a Senate aide on condition of anonymity. “People are pretty much on lockdown, scared to leave their offices.”
Question: Will the Senate take steps to ensure that hired sitters are not infested with invasive bugs? Will Silkwood showers be a way of the future?
To be sure, the expression “Don’t let the bedbugs bite” just took on a whole new meaning for anyone in or near Dirksen.
The Mirror put in a call to the Architect of the Capitol’s office and wrote Schumer’s press secretary, as well as aides at the Rules Committee. Unfortunately, since it’s evening, everyone in the AOC office has gone home. They told me to call back in the morning.
Oh my!
“We’ve been on high alert all day for the damned creatures,” said a Senate aide on condition of anonymity. “People are pretty much on lockdown, scared to leave their offices.”
These things are disgusting. I am talking about the aides and the Senators.
Won’t be the first time we had parasites in the Senate.
The best system for bedbug eradication is to seal off the building, remove all the food and perishables, and HEAT the building to an unacceptably high temperature (using special heaters designed for that purpose), and keeping the temperature at that horrible heat for a specified amount of time.
Then, a thorough vacuuming and cleaning.
I wonder if we can perform this operation without having to evacuate certain congresscritters?
Wait until it’s Ebola...then they’ll be sorry.
Demons can withstand Hellish temperatures. Wouldn’t hurt them at all.
What is the percentage of these illegal aliens that are infested by bed bugs?
Congress has Cooties!
The antiAmerican EXEMPT are infected
... out of professional courtesy by the bedbugs.
Until we opened our borders up bed-bugs and head lice were distant memories. Now at the beginning of the school year we have to check our kids and many have to A-200 them.
But wait, there’s more! The new wave of (illegal) immigrants are vectoring in a whole bunch of new/old diseases.
I can stop scratching after reading this. I know I’m not the only one.
Well.... I guess you could say their chickens have come home to roost.. :)
“...Senate Undergoes Emergency Cleaning ...”
Way I see it, November 2014 is the Emergency Cleaning...
I’m sure this is not funny for the people personally affected.
For me, though ...
Maybe today would be a good day to introduce a bill to reverse the ban on DDT. We may have their attention.
Oh, my, not a PC name for a committee! (sarcasm)
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