Posted on 07/08/2014 7:57:05 AM PDT by Morgana
FULL TITLE: The moment two brazen women were caught red-handed trying to steal a beach canopy - then ATTACKED the bemused owner as he politely asked them to stop
Two women casually, though clumsily, trying to steal another beachgoer's canopy on a Florida beach were caught red-handed on July 4 by the owner.
The bumbling thieves may find it difficult to commit any more thefts since video the canopy's owner took of the bizarre confrontation has gone viral.
As Americans celebrated their freedom on the holiday, the two middle-aged women, dressed in swimwear, took their liberty a little too far at New Smyrna beach.
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They had the nerve to get angry with the guy who stopped them from stealing the canopy.
Look like Lebeasians to me.
You win the home page award! Fantastic! Memorizing! Particularly the t-shirt!
THe lesbeasties can get pretty thick on the beach.One of their favorite recruiting areas.
“THe lesbeasties can get pretty thick on the beach.One of their favorite recruiting areas.”
Was not aware of this. Read stories on how homosexual men do this but had no idea the women were just as bad.
'I continued to back up as we went around the canopy frame. In the most bizarre moment she gnashed her teeth, lunging at me with an open palm and said, "I'll grab your d**k!" I appreciated the offer but didn't feel the chemistry was there,' Rich told Gawker.
She looked like she had “grabbed”more than her fair share over the years....
Trust me....Laz would not have let her!
Yeah, apparently the canopy and chairs weren’t enough.
Yep I think that is an unspoken fact here, that they are lesbian.
Damned Yankees. I grew up right across the inlet from NSB. Was nice until the Yankees.
My neighbor’s kid recently found a cell phone near the sidewalk near our house. He tells me “its my lucky day”! So I said, “you mean it’s the lucky day of the person who lost it right?”. No, he thought he would keep it. I took it from him and called the rightful owner.
Saying “I’m sorry” is a lost art these days.
how do you figure?
I saw on the local news message board that identified the thieves and are from Crystal River Florida.
The cell phone owner is lucky you caught the kid who found it. I do hope you told his parents what happened. Not that most parents give a crap these days.
“I saw on the local news message board that identified the thieves and are from Crystal River Florida.”
Just wondering, do this women have a history of doing this? Or did the board say anything?
Check the comments. It links to one of the perps facebook page. Her sister is the other perp.
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