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Notorious 'Swiss Cheese Pervert' pleads guilty to flashing women
MailOnLine ^ | 06/24/2014 | staff

Posted on 06/26/2014 6:30:46 PM PDT by Kid Shelleen

A man dubbed the 'Swiss Cheese Pervert' has pleaded guilty in a Philadelphia court after being charged for flashing women while holding slices of Swiss cheese. Christopher Pagano, 42, was charged with stalking, indecent exposure, harassment and lewdness for his crimes against four women in January. Several of the victims were able to record video or take a photograph of Pagano as he harrassed them from his car while brandishing cheese.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: cheese; napl; philly; phillycheesepervert
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Haley Barbour doppelganger .
1 posted on 06/26/2014 6:30:46 PM PDT by Kid Shelleen
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To: Kid Shelleen

In prison he will be persona non gratin.


2 posted on 06/26/2014 6:32:36 PM PDT by posterchild (It takes a politician to declare a settled science.)
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To: posterchild

Probably. It is certain that there will be holes in his defense.


3 posted on 06/26/2014 6:40:34 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth
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To: posterchild

His alibi was full of holes.


4 posted on 06/26/2014 6:42:52 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: posterchild

Haley Barbour or the Swiss Cheese Pervert ?


5 posted on 06/26/2014 6:42:59 PM PDT by Kid Shelleen (Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
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To: Kid Shelleen

6 posted on 06/26/2014 6:55:49 PM PDT by RansomOttawa (tm)
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To: Kid Shelleen

His alibi was full of holes.


7 posted on 06/26/2014 7:04:11 PM PDT by llevrok (Straight. Since 1950.)
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To: llevrok

What? The previous posts weren’t Gouda Nuff for you?


8 posted on 06/26/2014 7:05:22 PM PDT by johniegrad
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To: Kid Shelleen

He wanted to be a big wheel,who enjoyed a slice of life. No whey would any one stop him.


9 posted on 06/26/2014 7:08:09 PM PDT by llevrok (Straight. Since 1950.)
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To: johniegrad

as a curd-isy, I should have read down before posting. It’s my edam fault.


10 posted on 06/26/2014 7:09:57 PM PDT by llevrok (Straight. Since 1950.)
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To: Kid Shelleen

You can always get a Philly Cheese Steak in Philly.


11 posted on 06/26/2014 7:14:55 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: posterchild

Ouch! ;-)


12 posted on 06/26/2014 7:15:05 PM PDT by Flick Lives ("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
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To: Kid Shelleen

Having sex with cheese is part of the culinary training program at NorthWestern University.


13 posted on 06/26/2014 7:17:59 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Kid Shelleen

Why is flashing illegal? Isn’t this just another alternative lifestyle we need to be accepting and perhaps honoring?


14 posted on 06/26/2014 7:19:10 PM PDT by 1010RD (First, Do No Harm)
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To: Slings and Arrows

ping-a-ling.


15 posted on 06/26/2014 7:20:24 PM PDT by Colonel_Flagg ("Compromise" means you've already decided you lost.)
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To: Kid Shelleen

I think this is the article of the week.


16 posted on 06/26/2014 7:21:38 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Kid Shelleen

Using cheese in a crime will get you an extra five years in the pokey.


17 posted on 06/26/2014 7:24:10 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Kid Shelleen

This guy has a future in politics.


18 posted on 06/26/2014 7:25:04 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Kid Shelleen

He uses pepper jack when he wants something a little hotter.


19 posted on 06/26/2014 7:27:13 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Colonel_Flagg; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
They found a witness:



20 posted on 06/26/2014 7:29:28 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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