This roleplayer rolled an epic fail.
A woman called 911 after a man sporting chain mail, a battle helmet, shield,
sword and staff ran into a Portland, Ore., intersection and attacked her car.
The melee ended with the arrest of Konrad Bass, 30, after he stabbed her vehicle
several times, reported KATU-TV.
The woman reported the fighting man as a pirate on May 13, but Bass challenged
that title and told police he was a “high elf engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth.”
The high elf is a variety of elves featured in the Dungeons and Dragons role-playing
game and Morgoth was the first Dark Lord of Middle Earth, according to
J.R.R. Tolkien’s “The Silmarillion.”
To: skinkinthegrass
Perhaps a wood elf, or a valley elf, but certainly not a high elf.
I’d also rule out the sun elves as they tend to go for mushrooms and not the man made chemicals.
2 posted on
05/25/2014 5:17:30 PM PDT by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: skinkinthegrass
Damnit! Where’s the left demanding knife and sword control?
3 posted on
05/25/2014 5:18:11 PM PDT by
dowcaet
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searched/checked- no reply.
SWORD PING!...
4 posted on
05/25/2014 5:19:14 PM PDT by
skinkinthegrass
(The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Bathhouse/"Rustler" Reid? d8-)
To: skinkinthegrass
We’ve been cracking up over this for more than a week.
5 posted on
05/25/2014 5:19:50 PM PDT by
Tax-chick
(You say I'm insane ... I say you're afraid.)
To: skinkinthegrass
The Left Coast has been coming unglued this weekend.........
6 posted on
05/25/2014 5:23:59 PM PDT by
Viking2002
(Liberals - destroyers of both men and civilizations. The Fourth Turning Cometh.)
To: skinkinthegrass
He is right. He is a high elf, but not in the same sense that most of us are thinking.
8 posted on
05/25/2014 5:24:57 PM PDT by
notpoliticallycorewrecked
(The more I know, the more I realize that how much more there is to learn.)
To: skinkinthegrass
Must’ve rolled a natural 1.
To: skinkinthegrass
THE High Elf
12 posted on
05/25/2014 5:29:30 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: skinkinthegrass
19 posted on
05/25/2014 5:51:52 PM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
("The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the government." --Tacitus)
To: skinkinthegrass
21 posted on
05/25/2014 6:28:14 PM PDT by
Bobalu
(What cannot be programmed cannot be physics)
To: skinkinthegrass
A Illusionist cast a spell on him and he failed his saving throw.
23 posted on
05/25/2014 6:40:31 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: skinkinthegrass
Guy musta been out of it to think he could stab Morgoth with a measly sword.
28 posted on
05/25/2014 6:45:46 PM PDT by
Some Fat Guy in L.A.
(Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite it's unfashionability)
To: skinkinthegrass
I thought “too much Red Bull”. My daughter, “bath salts”.
36 posted on
05/25/2014 7:43:20 PM PDT by
Lee N. Field
("And if you are Christ's, then you are Abraham's offspring, heirs according to promise" Gal 3:29)
To: skinkinthegrass
I didn’t know that Patrick Kennedy was visiting Oregon.
To: skinkinthegrass; a fool in paradise
More proof that cars are evil or that drugs are bad
39 posted on
05/25/2014 7:52:40 PM PDT by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
To: skinkinthegrass
Reminds me of the movie, “Just Visiting”.
47 posted on
05/25/2014 9:16:57 PM PDT by
Dogbert41
(Up yours NSA !)
To: skinkinthegrass
48 posted on
05/26/2014 5:21:39 AM PDT by
Altariel
("Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!")
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