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High ‘high elf’ stabs Portland woman’s car with sword
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS ^
| Sunday, May 18, 2014, 6:05 PM
| Nicole Hensley
Posted on 05/25/2014 5:14:04 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass
A Glendale, Ore., man decked out for battle and allegedly high on LSD thought he was fighting the evil ‘Morgoth,’ but really, he was stabbing a woman’s car in a Portland, Ore., intersection.
(Excerpt) Read more at nydailynews.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Hobbies; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: deranged; morgoth; nyc; sword; tolkien; whereelse
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To: skinkinthegrass
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posted on
05/25/2014 6:28:14 PM PDT
by
Bobalu
(What cannot be programmed cannot be physics)
To: skinkinthegrass
Just... Wow. Though it’s too bad there’s no pics of the sword. :-)
22
posted on
05/25/2014 6:29:21 PM PDT
by
Ramius
(Personally, I give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?)
To: skinkinthegrass
A Illusionist cast a spell on him and he failed his saving throw.
23
posted on
05/25/2014 6:40:31 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: Lazamataz
24
posted on
05/25/2014 6:42:18 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(You say I'm insane ... I say you're afraid.)
To: Tax-chick
He shot all the centipedes and now he has a high score.
25
posted on
05/25/2014 6:43:11 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: Tax-chick
He just bought Park Place, and now he can build houses on Park Place and Boardwalk.
26
posted on
05/25/2014 6:44:34 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: Tax-chick
He put on his robe and wizard hat.
27
posted on
05/25/2014 6:44:54 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: skinkinthegrass
Guy musta been out of it to think he could stab Morgoth with a measly sword.
28
posted on
05/25/2014 6:45:46 PM PDT
by
Some Fat Guy in L.A.
(Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite it's unfashionability)
To: Lazamataz
Confused yourself, didn’t you?
You left out, “All your base are belong to us!”
29
posted on
05/25/2014 6:50:56 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(You say I'm insane ... I say you're afraid.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
“WT F-— is that?
Seriously, WT f-— is that?”
A ‘John Dies at the End’ reference.
30
posted on
05/25/2014 6:59:34 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
(Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
To: Lazamataz
31
posted on
05/25/2014 7:21:57 PM PDT
by
gura
(If Allah is so great, why does he need fat sexually confused fanboys to do his dirty work? -iowahawk)
To: dynachrome
That’s the nightmare monster from The Fisher King.
32
posted on
05/25/2014 7:29:56 PM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
("The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the government." --Tacitus)
To: Lazamataz
33
posted on
05/25/2014 7:35:19 PM PDT
by
sten
(fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Cool. I’ll have to watch it some day. Terry Gilliam can be out there.
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posted on
05/25/2014 7:36:45 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
(Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
To: dynachrome
35
posted on
05/25/2014 7:37:52 PM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
("The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the government." --Tacitus)
To: skinkinthegrass
I thought “too much Red Bull”. My daughter, “bath salts”.
36
posted on
05/25/2014 7:43:20 PM PDT
by
Lee N. Field
("And if you are Christ's, then you are Abraham's offspring, heirs according to promise" Gal 3:29)
To: skinkinthegrass
I didn’t know that Patrick Kennedy was visiting Oregon.
To: Tax-chick
Tolkien's fictional spiritual world is a complicated mélange of Christian and Germanic-pagan.
With a dash of Kalevela, according to something I stumbled across in a Wikipedia wander he other day.
38
posted on
05/25/2014 7:51:16 PM PDT
by
Lee N. Field
("And if you are Christ's, then you are Abraham's offspring, heirs according to promise" Gal 3:29)
To: skinkinthegrass; a fool in paradise
More proof that cars are evil or that drugs are bad
39
posted on
05/25/2014 7:52:40 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
To: 2harddrive
No jail?
There was already a trial and sentence?
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posted on
05/25/2014 7:54:29 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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