Jimmy Fallon Mocks Hillary Clinton For Dressing Like A Man

The Daily Caller ^ | 4-22-14 | Jamie Weinstein

[Enterprise]

“I want to say congrats to Chelsea Clinton. Last week she announced that she is expecting her first child,” Fallon said, setting up the joke. “That’s great. That’s great for her. If it is a girl, it will get some of Chelsea’s old hands-me-downs.”

“And if it is a boy,” he continued, “it will get some of Hillary’s.”

[Fai Mao]

“What I don’t understand is why, with all of the money that Bill & Hillary have, they don’t hire some experts to dress her and do her hair & makeup. She can look better.”

If she was an attractive middle aged/elderly woman she
couldn’t be liberal.

Not to be crude but think about. Can you name even ONE female democratic politician you’d be tempted to look at twice if you accidently saw her naked?

[I cannot think of a name]

“What I don’t understand is why, with all of the money that Bill & Hillary have, they don’t hire some experts to dress her and do her hair & makeup.”

You can put a new coat of paint on a turd but you still have a turd.

[definitelynotaliberal]

No, she cannot. That, what you're looking at, is the best she can< /b> look. She's had Botox, some other work intended to spruce her up before her run of 2008. Unfortunately, all ot did was Bruce her up, hence Fallon's joke. But the work has already commenced, and the effects are in plain view.

[MinuteGal]

"I'll get you, Sarah, my pretty, and your little dog, Fang, too....hah, hah, hah......".

Leni

[rusty schucklefurd]

re: You can put a new coat of paint on a turd but you still have a turd.

Thanks for that imagery. I had not considered it before you mentioned it.

[Ditter]

Anyone who has ever seen the picture in post #4 doesn’t wonder why Hillary wore pant suits all the time.

[JoeProBono]

[nascarnation]

[pallis]

It’s a choice between pantsuits and thunder thighs, old, dried up, varicose splotched skin over bulbous fat, kinda’ like Bill’s nose.

[Ditter]

I think the way she always waves at the crowd likes she sees a friend is all a fake. She's not seeing a friend, she is just pretending that she HAS friends.

It's just like the people who faint at an obozo speech. Fake!

[Ol' Dan Tucker]

Who remembers Old Crusty?

I do!

[Ol' Dan Tucker]

Who remembers Old Crusty?

Old Crusty...

[DariusBane]

Ummmm. That’s one sexy set of canckles!

[sauropod]

Whatever happened to “Ol’Crusty?”

[Daffynition]

Heaven forbid the innocent inherits the dreaded cankles

[Disambiguator]

Hopefully it was incinerated - you know, for sanitation purposes.

[upchuck]

:) Brings back some memories. Thanks.

[upchuck]

:) Now there’s a guy with balls!

[Ol' Dan Tucker]

:) Now there’s a guy with balls!

You can almost see the twinkle in his eyes knowing that he's putting one over on Hillary!...

Her folks probably put out the photo never knowing, or even noticing what he was really doing.

[upchuck]

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

Shoes 2-3 sizes to small?

Hillary must have a high pain threshold. Come to think of it, I’m really sure of that. Seeing as how she’s married to BJ Clinton.

Betcha those shoes have to be mounted with a hydraulic press.