Posted on 04/15/2014 1:37:07 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum
“If I can pretend to have your attention for just a few moments, my ex-husband, my new boyfriend, and their divorce attorney are going to show you the safety features…”
http://www.khou.com/video/featured-videos/Too-funny-Another-Southwest-flight-attendant-goes-viral-255175011.html
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The other day a friend arrived in Houston on a Southwest flight and the flight attendant announced,"We'd like to welcome you to Hawaii but we can't since we're in Houston."
:-)
Flight attendants is now the new job to have for aspiring stand-up comedians. Captive audience anyway.
Air Marshall, can you deal with that heckler....?
I was on one last year and the guy was doing everything in Southparks Mr. mackey voice. Was pretty good but only half the plane got it.
Ours used a rubber chicken to demonstrate the oxygen mask instructions. :)
I’ve been flying all night and, boy, are my arms tired!
Captive audience anyway.
Except for smokers - didn’t she say they could step outside to smoke?
;-)
Hey you better watch it or I’ll make you eat the in-flight meal!
I bet she would talk your head off on a date...that is if she had any air left...
She missed her true calling as an auctioneer ...: )
I like Southwest.
Remember that time a SWA attendant said prior to takeoff: “Eenie Meenie Miney Mo. Take a seat, cause we gotta go.”?
She got in trouble. Fired I think.
Now an airplane would be a perfect place for e-cigs.
The new rubber chicken circuit!
Damn. Just looked on YouTube and could find it.
I was on one last year and the guy was doing everything in Southparks Mr. mackey voice. Was pretty good but only half the plane got it.
Funny!
Ours used a rubber chicken to demonstrate the oxygen mask instructions. :)
Now that would take talent!
Lol!
Home viewing bookmark.
Herb Kelleher, co-founder of SWA, was once on a flight I took to El Paso. Midway through the flight, he got up and introduced himself, told the passengers that the peanuts were on him and then belted out a pretty descent version of "Heartbreak Hotel".
I’ve been flying all night and, boy, are my arms tired!
Once my husband was flying home and he texted, “On the plane.”
I texted back, “No! No! Not ON the plane - get IN the plane!”
So he did.
That was a close call.
I bet she would talk your head off on a date...that is if she had any air left...
She missed her true calling as an auctioneer ...: )
She does talk fast!
But we women have a lot to say.
:-)
I wonder who will be the first passenger to sue because they couldn’t get the quarters into the oxygen mask on time to prevent asphyxiation. :-)
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