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Ouch! Woman left with 272 needles in her head after a PORCUPINE falls from a lamp post onto her
UK Daily Mail ^ | January 23, 2014 | Lizzie Edmonds

Posted on 02/02/2014 3:51:39 PM PST by ConservativeStatement

A woman was left with 272 needles stuck in her scalp after a porcupine fell on her head.

Sandra Nabucco, 52, from Gavea, Rio de Janeiro, was walking her dog when the painful accident took place.

The housewife walked under a lamp post when the animal dropped from above.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: nabucco; porcupine
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The war on women continues.
1 posted on 02/02/2014 3:51:39 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

Are you sure it wasn’t Butterfingers Bill de Blasio throwing around some other animals?


2 posted on 02/02/2014 3:54:45 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: ConservativeStatement

http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot


3 posted on 02/02/2014 3:55:04 PM PST by ReformationFan
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To: ConservativeStatement

If there’s anything to accupuncture, this lady is now the healthiest person in the world.


4 posted on 02/02/2014 3:55:32 PM PST by Ken H (What happens on the internet, stays on the internet.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

So, this porcupine goes to the emergency room to have this woman removed. The doc says, “How’d that woman get there?” and the porcupine says, “I fell on it” and the doc says, “Uh huh. I hear that one a lot.”


5 posted on 02/02/2014 3:56:02 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (Anti-Complacency League! Baby!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

This happens every year at Super Bowl time. Some stupid porcupine gets drunk and crawls up a lamppost and falls on someone’s head. Regular as rain.


6 posted on 02/02/2014 3:57:01 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: ConservativeStatement

You know you’re having a bad day when...


7 posted on 02/02/2014 3:57:44 PM PST by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: ConservativeStatement
The war on women continues.

those pricks

8 posted on 02/02/2014 3:58:21 PM PST by bigheadfred
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To: ConservativeStatement

I just hate it when that happens.

Excedrin Headache #272


9 posted on 02/02/2014 4:00:05 PM PST by miserare (2014--The Year We Fight Back!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

272??!! That’s one bald porcupine now.


10 posted on 02/02/2014 4:01:46 PM PST by jughandle
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To: ConservativeStatement

“Porcupine falls”?

Oh....I don’t think so. That rascal jumped. Sitting up on that lamppost with his little Norden Porcupine bombsight waiting for an unsuspecting victim.
“Porcupine away!” I always wear a helmet when I’m in porcupine country.


11 posted on 02/02/2014 4:02:12 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: ConservativeStatement

Yikes. I have to think that many puncture wounds (however slight each one individual might be) from a wild animal has to carry a *serious* infection risk.


12 posted on 02/02/2014 4:04:25 PM PST by DemforBush (A Repo Man is *always* intense.)
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To: DemforBush

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13 posted on 02/02/2014 4:10:07 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: blueunicorn6
I always wear a helmet...

now theres some irony

14 posted on 02/02/2014 4:17:53 PM PST by bigheadfred
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

lol


15 posted on 02/02/2014 4:18:15 PM PST by bigheadfred
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To: ConservativeStatement

Woman walks I to a bar with a porcupine on her head.

Bartender shrieks asking “Whutz that?”

Porcupine raises an eyebrow and respond s “Dunno. Started out as a pimple on muh butt”.....


16 posted on 02/02/2014 5:04:24 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

So funny!


17 posted on 02/02/2014 6:07:09 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: ConservativeStatement
How did the woman wind up with a porcupine on her head while crossing the road?

Better question - why wasn't she at home making dinner?

18 posted on 02/02/2014 6:55:20 PM PST by Repeat Offender (Why are cops ROE more lenient against us, here in the US, than U.S. military's ROE's in a war zone?)
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To: Ken H

LOL Oscar Madison sighting.


19 posted on 02/02/2014 7:21:08 PM PST by KGeorge (Till we're together again, Gypsy girl. May 28, 1998- June 3, 2013)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Hey, porcupine! Listen up, or I’ll squeeze the cider out of your adam’s apple. She was just A victim of coicumstance!


20 posted on 02/02/2014 7:48:03 PM PST by Autonomous User
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