The war on women continues.
To: ConservativeStatement
Are you sure it wasn’t Butterfingers Bill de Blasio throwing around some other animals?
2 posted on
02/02/2014 3:54:45 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: ConservativeStatement
To: ConservativeStatement
If there’s anything to accupuncture, this lady is now the healthiest person in the world.
4 posted on
02/02/2014 3:55:32 PM PST by
Ken H
(What happens on the internet, stays on the internet.)
To: ConservativeStatement
So, this porcupine goes to the emergency room to have this woman removed. The doc says, “How’d that woman get there?” and the porcupine says, “I fell on it” and the doc says, “Uh huh. I hear that one a lot.”
5 posted on
02/02/2014 3:56:02 PM PST by
ClearCase_guy
(Anti-Complacency League! Baby!)
To: ConservativeStatement
This happens every year at Super Bowl time. Some stupid porcupine gets drunk and crawls up a lamppost and falls on someone’s head. Regular as rain.
6 posted on
02/02/2014 3:57:01 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: ConservativeStatement
You know you’re having a bad day when...
7 posted on
02/02/2014 3:57:44 PM PST by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: ConservativeStatement
The war on women continues.those pricks
To: ConservativeStatement
I just hate it when that happens.
Excedrin Headache #272
9 posted on
02/02/2014 4:00:05 PM PST by
miserare
(2014--The Year We Fight Back!)
To: ConservativeStatement
272??!! That’s one bald porcupine now.
To: ConservativeStatement
“Porcupine falls”?
Oh....I don’t think so. That rascal jumped. Sitting up on that lamppost with his little Norden Porcupine bombsight waiting for an unsuspecting victim.
“Porcupine away!” I always wear a helmet when I’m in porcupine country.
11 posted on
02/02/2014 4:02:12 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: ConservativeStatement
Yikes. I have to think that many puncture wounds (however slight each one individual might be) from a wild animal has to carry a *serious* infection risk.
12 posted on
02/02/2014 4:04:25 PM PST by
DemforBush
(A Repo Man is *always* intense.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Woman walks I to a bar with a porcupine on her head.
Bartender shrieks asking “Whutz that?”
Porcupine raises an eyebrow and respond s “Dunno. Started out as a pimple on muh butt”.....
16 posted on
02/02/2014 5:04:24 PM PST by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: ConservativeStatement
How did the woman wind up with a porcupine on her head while crossing the road?
Better question - why wasn't she at home making dinner?
18 posted on
02/02/2014 6:55:20 PM PST by
Repeat Offender
(Why are cops ROE more lenient against us, here in the US, than U.S. military's ROE's in a war zone?)
To: ConservativeStatement
Hey, porcupine! Listen up, or I’ll squeeze the cider out of your adam’s apple. She was just A victim of coicumstance!
To: ConservativeStatement
Wow! Talking about a bad hair day!!!!!!!
To: ConservativeStatement
I learned 2 things here. One is that there are porcupines in South American and that they can climb lamp posts. Not that I think either one of those facts is very important.
23 posted on
02/02/2014 10:46:46 PM PST by
Ditter
To: ConservativeStatement
She should be thankful it wasn’t an elephant.
24 posted on
02/03/2014 9:02:58 AM PST by
12th_Monkey
(One man one vote is a big fail, when the "one" man is an idiot.)
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