Posted on 01/30/2014 2:07:36 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
John Corzine was named today by His Arrogance, President Osama as Czar of the MyRA program.
Secretary of Treasury, Jackie Lew was initially taken back by the appointment but soon jumped on the team bandwagon when confronted with emails accumulated by NSA. Secretary Lew was forced to admit that Johnnie had much more experience running investment than he.
Johnnie Corzine expressed deep appreciation for the appointment. As the position is that of a czar no confirmation was required by the Senate; however, sniveling Harry Reid introduced and passed on a voice vote a resolution heaping praise on "The One" for the bold and wise appointment.
Johnnie stated that MyRA participants should feel reassured that he and the government would be guaranteeing their investments, under the rules and regulations deemed to be appropriate at that moment in time, with the full faith and credit of the US Government.
LOL!!!
Only until Bernie Madoff gets out on parole
Yes. I scanned the key words, immediately, when I saw this was NOT a John Semmons piece ;-)
These are no long April Fools Day jokes. They’re frighteningly plausible and tamer alternatives to those actually chosen.
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