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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 01/24/2014 4:28:11 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Official photo of Justin Bieber's arrest early yesterday morning.
A thousand private jets are planning to land in New York for the Super Bowl.
New Yorkers said, "Well, at least SOME Jets are headed to the Super Bowl." ~ Fallon
"Yesterday the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks advanced to the big game, which means this years Super Bowl will have teams from the two states where recreational marijuana is legal. Or as pizza delivery men put it, 'Pray for us.'" Jimmy Fallon
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"On Friday, Russian President Vladimir Putin said gay people at the Olympics should not fear for their safety despite the country's anti-gay laws. He said they should fear for their safety because they're in Russia." Jimmy Fallon
"The White House announced that President Obama will visit Pope Francis in the near future. Pope Francis thinks Obamacare can be a success. Sure, he's the Pope. He has to believe in miracles." Jay Leno
"Health authorities say they're seeing a massive increase in antibiotic drug-resistant diseases and are predicting a worldwide epidemic of diseases we can no longer treat. That's great news, huh? We finally get healthcare and now we've got diseases you can't treat." Jay Leno
"Health officials are now warning that pot smoking can cause apathy. In fact, a recent poll shows that most pot smokers couldn't care less." Jay Leno
Someone has made fake London Underground signs, and whoever did it is a ruddy genius. Click here for more.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; silliness
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To: llevrok
Fantastic idea! Thanks!
cheers,
Jim
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posted on
01/24/2014 9:23:00 AM PST
by
gymbeau
(Tagline under review)
To: abishai
I need an acid eye wash after looking at that.
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posted on
01/24/2014 9:25:43 AM PST
by
al_c
(Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)
To: Lucky9teen
That pic makes me love my kids even more. Recently, we got a bag of Halos oranges. Each of them has stickers on them with #something (soar, snow, etc). My kids read them as “number snow”, or “number soar”. I actually had to explain hashtag to them.
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posted on
01/24/2014 9:29:15 AM PST
by
al_c
(Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)
To: Travis T. OJustice
I have Mountain Dew for the grandkids right before they go home. :)I'm going to have to remember that for when mine get a little older. That's awesome!!
104
posted on
01/24/2014 9:30:37 AM PST
by
Hoffer Rand
(If you like your plan, you can keep your plan. *Asterisk.*)
To: onyx
105
posted on
01/24/2014 9:32:31 AM PST
by
musicman
(Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
To: Hoffer Rand
Yeah, you get them all sugared up and send them home.
Sugared up.......kind of sounds like likkered up.
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posted on
01/24/2014 9:33:24 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: Lucky9teen
Add me to your ping list, please.
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posted on
01/24/2014 9:39:35 AM PST
by
onyx
(Please Support Free Republic - Donate Monthly! If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, Let Me know!)
To: Lucky9teen
Wow! Hundreds of thousands of Starlings, making pretty in the sky. Thank you for the link.
To: jimtorr
109
posted on
01/24/2014 9:45:00 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Lucky9teen
Love, Money, Intelligence.
I am going to LOVE my family.
We will never have much MONEY.
And we will have the INTELLIGENCE to know it.
110
posted on
01/24/2014 9:47:38 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
To: musicman
111
posted on
01/24/2014 9:50:21 AM PST
by
onyx
(Please Support Free Republic - Donate Monthly! If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, Let Me know!)
To: Lucky9teen
112
posted on
01/24/2014 9:56:49 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: onyx
113
posted on
01/24/2014 10:05:39 AM PST
by
musicman
(Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
To: al_c
Makes me think of
this video...
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posted on
01/24/2014 10:09:44 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: r-q-tek86
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posted on
01/24/2014 10:11:13 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: zeugma; Lucky9teen
was in London last September. Every time I saw the “Mind The Gap” signs in The Tube and laughing Beevis and Butt Head style. Got many smacks along side my head from the Spousal Unit.
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posted on
01/24/2014 10:16:46 AM PST
by
llevrok
(Obama 2008 : "If you vote for me, you can keep your country")
To: Lucky9teen
Well for you it is - here it's Saturday.
117
posted on
01/24/2014 10:25:43 AM PST
by
SkyDancer
(Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral)
To: musicman
Questions Ya'll 1) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. Here it is: Frightening yet at times joyous,
listen to a 45 second clip from this guitar viruoso. (From the book Web by Design) 2) Whats a sound you hate; sound you love? I hate the sound of Obama's voice. I love the sound of rain. 3) Whats your biggest what if? WHAT IF Obama had not been elected....twice? 4) To you, what is the meaning of life? The meaning of life to me is living life to the fullest, doing what you love, being with who you love and sharing what you love. 5) What was the last book you read? The last book I read was Glenn Becks - Agenda 21 6) Whats your favorite animal? Cat 7) Whats a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? Captain Sensible - Say Wat? 8) Whats the last song you listened to? circus theme song (Glenn Beck was making fun of the SOTU address) 9) What is your current desktop picture? Persian Kittens 10) If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be? I would want all evil to perish.
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posted on
01/24/2014 10:31:09 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: musicman
Questions Ya'll
1) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
Here it is:
Frightening yet at times joyous, listen to a 45 second clip from this guitar viruoso. (From the book Web by Design)
2) Whats a sound you hate; sound you love?
I hate the sound of Obama's voice. I love the sound of rain.
3) Whats your biggest what if?
WHAT IF Obama had not been elected....twice?
4) To you, what is the meaning of life?
The meaning of life to me is living life to the fullest, doing what you love, being with who you love and sharing what you love.
5) What was the last book you read?
The last book I read was Glenn Becks - Agenda 21
6) Whats your favorite animal?
Cat
7) Whats a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
Captain Sensible - Say Wat?
8) Whats the last song you listened to?
circus theme song (Glenn Beck was making fun of the SOTU address)
9) What is your current desktop picture?
Persian Kittens
10) If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?
I would want all evil to perish.
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posted on
01/24/2014 10:34:31 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Lucky9teen
Hand raised. Thanks for doing this every week - It gives me another reason to look forward to Friday...
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posted on
01/24/2014 10:40:45 AM PST
by
Heartlander
(We are all Rodeo Clowns now!)
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