Posted on 01/13/2014 4:42:09 PM PST by My hearts in London - Everett
Oh, gummy bears! They’re so tasty and delicious you can never eat just one. In fact most of us eat them by the handful. And with diet season in full swing, some of us may be looking at the sugar-free alternative to help ease the gummy bear cravings.
But before you hop on Amazon to make a bulk purchase of the sugar-free variety, you just might want to read the safety warnings. Or better yet, take a look at the user submitted reviews. We’ve compiled the best of the best for you here at Slightly Viral…
That makes the date with the German girl review all that much funnier.
Oh. My. God. That is revolting. And hilarious.
Thanks, TCP! I needed that!
“I about fell out of my chair laughing.”
Just so long as you don’t fall off “the throne.”
I now have a bag in my Amazon Shopping Cart.
Not that I would sneak the bag into work and leave it in the break room...
Thanks for the link. Hilarious.
Hilarious, yes!
But I don’t understand how Haribo is legally able to sell this product in the US if it is THIS bad.
At least now I know that if I need a super laxative that tastes great!
Maybe that could be their new marketing campaign idea.
Whoever put them in cough drops is a sadistic monster. When you are coughing and sneezing is NOT the time for your GI track to be in an uproar.
Here is another good one. LOL
I have now read up to page 20 of the old reviews, and there are also new reviews posted today. It’s the comedy gift that keeps on giving. I read some of them aloud to my husband today. He was amused by what I read, and by my fits of laughter as I tried to keep on reading to him.
I ate some of the new “sugar free” twizzlers once. I had maybe four sticks and I ended up on the toilet for days, dehydrated, unable to eat and after multiple trips to the ER, medical scans, a few bottles of pain pills and close to twenty lbs lost it was determined that I have an intolerance for the product and no permanent damage was done.
Thanks for the link. The Hutzler 571 has great comments too.
You’re like me, I can’t tolerate anything ending in -tol
Malitol - Sorbitol (along with aspertame for me)
A little touch of it and I’m in the restroom - quick.
It’s tricky eating things that I haven’t prepared.
Malitol and Sorbitol are in tons of products.
Stay away from imitation crab meat, California rolls, etc.
Unless you really check the nutritional.
“Stay away from imitation crab meat, California rolls, etc.”
And here I thought my only risk from imitation crab meat was breaking out in imitation hives...
Pizza Hut is banned in my house for the same reason. Searing gas pains follow by lava flow from the back end.
They should feed that to prisoners on death row.
Pizza Hut is banned in my house for the same reason. Searing gas pains follow by lava flow from the back end.
They should feed that to prisoners on death row.
Papa John’s did that to me.
Oh my...I haven’t laughed so hard in such a long time...thanks for posting this...what a way to start off a new work week!
That is truly hilarious! There are times when I could use one or 2 of these gummy bears but I would have to be careful.
What did they do to Pizza? Used to love PH but they greased it up so much that you can take a paper towel, lay it on the pizza and watch it sop up all the grease until you can almost see thru it.
Pizza hut is also know as “Elephant Laxitive” by my friends who suffer the same thing after eating.
I have not had the chance to read the reviews, but my friend said that some of the people who wrote the review should be writing comedy scrips.
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