Christiequiddick

Vanity ^ | 1/9/2014 | Vanity

[matt1234]

Your mission--if you choose to accept it--is to write one sentence or phrase that compares Chris Christie to Ted Kennedy.

[Ronald_Magnus]

Slow and Furious

[nomad]

Fat-assed progressive.

[G Larry]

I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it......

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

“Ich esse ein Berliner. Und ein anderes, und ein anderes, und ein anderes...”

[RaceBannon]

I guess they’ll cross that bridge when they come to it concerning these jokes...

[bigbob]

Christie says he has “searched his soul” over this; the difference being, he has one.

[miserare]

[InterceptPoint]

“Ich esse ein Berliner. Und ein anderes, und ein anderes, und ein anderes...”
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It takes a lot of donuts to create a “Christie Cream”.

[Mount Athos]

Modern journalism is about covering the important stories... with a pillow, until they stop moving.

[dfwgator]

Well if Christie is going to be knocked out, better to get it over with now, before he gets the nomination.

[tennmountainman]

Christie’s neck is as big as the neck brace Teddy wore to fake an injury.

[matt1234]

This is beneath contempt.

To defend a RINO, best to mount a high horse.

[Political Junkie Too]

I'm taking an opposite tack for now.

What if Christie goes all Obama and doubles-down? What if Christie says to the MSM, "This is nothing. I told you what I knew and I fired the people involved. It's dealt with and over.

"Now, don't come back to me over something as small as this until you finally show some interest in real scandals, where many people died, such as in Mexico with arms sold to drug cartels by the Obama administration. Or in Benghazi, where the first ambassador in 30 years was killed with three other people. Come back to me after you find out who planned the IRS investigations of Tea Party groups in 2012, or who authorized the NSA to spy on everything imaginable?

"Come back to me when you show an interest in what our federal government is doing to its own citizens right now, from taking away their health care, taking away their jobs, and lying about their own facts and figures used to justify their agenda.

"When you show yourselves as capable of seeing real scandals around you, instead of manufacturing one about me to keep from talking about someone else, then we'll talk!"

-PJ

[dblshot]

Springsteening into action, NJ governor Chris Christi stepped Out Into The Street, Ramrod straight and aimed Point Blank at the Local Hero of Fort Lee. This is the Real World and Working on the Highway is the way We Take Care of Our Own ; it’s The Price You Pay for slipping The Ties That Bind. We’ll take a Wrecking Ball to you when you are All Alone. You’ll never get over the bridge to The Promised Land as State Trooper will make you a Wreck on the Highway. I’m Born to Run, I’’m On Fire, a Jack of All Trades, no way Does the Bus Stop at 82nd Street without my cut of Easy Money from My Hometown and Atlantic City much less Fort Lee.

[VerySadAmerican]

Christie has a “natural” neck brace.

[2harddrive]

At this point, what DIFFERENCE does it make? LOL!!

[TexasCajun]

"Hold on, This is gonna be a big one!"

[Fledermaus]

Please elaborate.

[Bubba_Leroy]

I like Christie a lot as long as he stays in New Jersey. I just don't want him running for President.

Christie in New Jersey is like Giuliani in New York. If Giuliani ever decides to run for Senate against Chuckie Schumer I will contribute to his campaign. I just won't vote for him in a Republican primary for President.

[TexasCajun]

Sorry that "I Didn't Know" isn't working for ya Bro!