Obama LEAVES Michelle in Hawaii as 50th 'birthday present' while he returns from two-week vacation

Daily Mail (UK) ^

[matt04]

Michelle Obama doesn't want jewelry or chocolates for her 50th birthday later this month. She wants to be alone.

President Barack Obama returned to Washington Saturday after two weeks of vacationing with his family in Hawaii. He left with daughters Sasha and Malia. Michelle stayed behind.

'As part of her birthday gift from the president, the first lady will remain in Hawaii to spend time with friends ahead of her upcoming 50th birthday,' the White House explained in a statement.

The First Lady turns the big 5 - 0 on January 17.

The White House did not say how much longer Michelle would stay in Hawaii or when she would rejoin her family in Washington.

[RginTN]

As long as the Republican leadership doesn’t make Obama’s excesses an issue they’ll continue.

[Help!]

My good friend inadvertently married a gay guy. (She was pretty naïve). They had two kids (she said it was pretty miraculous given their sex life). Not long after the son was born, he figured he had done his duty to his parents and left to live the gay life and is now HIV positive. The presence or absence of kids does not tell the story of gay v. straight. Many gay men have/had wives by which they have kids.

[bgill]

If only he’d give the same to us.

[leapfrog0202]

What else would be more likely? What friends does she have in Hawaii?

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She probably flew a whole herd of them over to Hawaii just like when she went to Spain with her friends. Must be nice to be Queen.

[JohnBrowdie]

holy crap. how do you inadvertently marry a homosexual?

[EQAndyBuzz]

“Sad to say but people will be taking over/under bets on just how long they will stay together after the White House, and will Michelle be precluded from a tell all book.”

Yeah, yeah. We gave the Clintoon’s less than a year.

[mikrofon]

It was rumoured that MO was left somewhere in Volcano National Park ....

[Two Kids' Dad]

I think he’s actually bisexual. Prefers men but has some attraction to certain women as well. Not Moochelle, of course, but he might find the blonde Danish PM attractive.

And his older kid actually does have some of his features so it’s possible that he’s the biological father of one or both of his daughters.

[haircutter]

ahhh..now Hussein is free to ‘puff up a storm’ with out michelle smelling him out!!!

go for it Hussein, you are already looking very ill...

[sweetiepiezer]

http://www.michellesmirror.com/2014/01/watch-out-michelles-got-her-lavaughn-on.html#.UsmFjPv4KOk

[combat_boots]

Where are the proud father of the baby pictures?

[vetvetdoug]

I have to agree with Obama for one of the first times. Leaving that fat ugly hateful biotch in Hawaii puts the most distance between them and still be in the U.S. If she was my wife and I had money and the wherewithal to do it, it'd been done long ago.

[RetiredTexasVet]

Wants a little “down” time with Reggie.

[devolve]

Fawhaja? Who is he? Hey get lost - I'm on my 160th golf game with my old boyfriend here!

[Arthur McGowan]

Wow. My comment was removed. I see lots of others that I think are far more graphic.

[JohnBrowdie]

Someone pressed the “report abuse” button. sometimes I wonder if that’s all it takes.

[SPOTTEDOWL]

Won’t Be any more successful than putting lipstick on a pig.

[ExCTCitizen]

I was thinking the same thing. Taxpayers paid trip. The queen demands it.

[Windflier]

Yes, of course. Baseless Internet rumors are much more reliable than, say, the actual existence of two kids.

Three words: In vitro fertilization.

Besides, I don't think those kids look a thing like Barry.