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SC woman stabs husband with ceramic squirrel over lack of beer, police say
WCBD News 13 ^
| December 27, 2013
| Staff
Posted on 12/30/2013 6:20:46 AM PST by LucianOfSamasota
NORTH CHARLESTON, SC -
A North Charleston woman is in jail after police say she stabbed her husband with a ceramic squirrel.
According to the police report, Helen Ann Williams attacked her husband on Christmas Day after he failed to bring beer back to the house.
Police said they were dispatched to the home and found the victim with a large amount of blood on his face.
When police asked Williams what happened to her husband, she first said that he fell and cut himself, but then told officers more.
Williams said her common-law spouse went to a store to find beer, but they store was closed. When he returned home and began making a sandwich, Williams allegedly took a ceramic squirrel and stabbed him in his shoulder and chest.
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To: LucianOfSamasota
Now Here's something you'll really like!
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posted on
12/30/2013 6:50:51 AM PST
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: FreedomPoster
He needs to replace her with the Dewar's cougar...
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posted on
12/30/2013 6:53:17 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: LucianOfSamasota
I didn’t know that a ceramic squirrel could “go off” like that!
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posted on
12/30/2013 6:54:06 AM PST
by
Ditter
To: BenLurkin
I’d hit it.... with a ceramic squirrel!
To: LucianOfSamasota
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posted on
12/30/2013 6:57:06 AM PST
by
Standing Wolf
(No tyrant should ever be allowed to die of natural causes.)
To: Calvin Locke
I also just realized why he may not have been able to get the beer.
The new line of the high end BMW’s (over $125,000 price) have a recall that was just issued. The cars evidently have intermittent fuel pump issues. That may explain why he got to gourmet beer store after it closed.
To: 2nd amendment mama
Ping!—in case you hadn’t heard—LOL!
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posted on
12/30/2013 7:09:19 AM PST
by
basil
(2ASisters.org)
To: LucianOfSamasota
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posted on
12/30/2013 7:13:26 AM PST
by
~Pandora
To: LucianOfSamasota
Eugenics has a bad name, but...
To: LucianOfSamasota
So sick of the push to normalize shacking up. Notice the headline calls her shack-up her husband.
That said, can’t say I blame her. If we ran out of beer, I would stab my (actual, legal) husband with a real squirrel.
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posted on
12/30/2013 7:36:04 AM PST
by
Bigg Red
(Let the lying lips be dumb, which speak insolently against the righteous in pride and contempt.--Ps3)
To: LucianOfSamasota
"What happens in South Carolina, stays in South Carolina."
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posted on
12/30/2013 7:36:56 AM PST
by
Jeff Chandler
(Obamacare: You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.)
To: LucianOfSamasota
The concrete moose was too heavy.
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posted on
12/30/2013 8:24:59 AM PST
by
No Whey Jose
(What's a tagline?)
To: LucianOfSamasota
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posted on
12/30/2013 8:41:09 AM PST
by
Bratch
To: LucianOfSamasota
She's nuts and her story is squirrely.
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posted on
12/30/2013 8:41:34 AM PST
by
bgill
To: FreedomPoster
“GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!”
And,,,, nuttier than squirrel poop!
To: LucianOfSamasota
What do you MEAN you FORGOT the little ceramic squirrl? I SPECIFICALLY TOLD you not to forget it! That’s where I keep my lucky beer opener!
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posted on
12/30/2013 9:17:44 AM PST
by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: LucianOfSamasota
There is a comic epitaph in there someplace waiting to be written. Imagine that tombstone!
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posted on
12/30/2013 9:32:31 AM PST
by
TexasRepublic
(Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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