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1 posted on 12/07/2013 3:10:22 AM PST by markomalley
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To: markomalley

I read the story at the URL and it was pretty much a rote recital of events. The one comment below it didn’t make any sense to me.

I wonder if there is something more to this story.


2 posted on 12/07/2013 3:17:08 AM PST by Gaffer
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To: markomalley

ass gasket


3 posted on 12/07/2013 3:23:42 AM PST by KingLudd
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To: markomalley

A: how does one not check the seat first in a public restroom and B: how does one,if the didn’t check, not jump right up upon feeling something wet or sticky on ones bottom?
She had to have done it herself.


6 posted on 12/07/2013 3:43:38 AM PST by wiggen (The teacher card. When the racism card just won't work.)
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To: markomalley

Wouldn’t the glue dry after only a few seconds? If she didn’t do it herself, it would have to be the person immediately before her.


7 posted on 12/07/2013 3:49:50 AM PST by ArcadeQuarters (Socialism is slavery.)
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To: markomalley

Most of the women I know grab a bit of TP and make a quick swipe of the seat before settling down. Looks like that may be a wise practice to continue. Gentlemen, take note.


10 posted on 12/07/2013 3:55:50 AM PST by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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To: markomalley

New marketing ploy? Just askin’.


12 posted on 12/07/2013 4:28:12 AM PST by duckman (I'm part of the group pulling the wagon!)
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To: markomalley

Someone recreating a “Larry the Cable Guy” bit.


20 posted on 12/07/2013 4:50:07 AM PST by j_tull (Massachusetts - once leader of the American Revolution, now leader of its demise.)
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To: markomalley
At bare minimum...
23 posted on 12/07/2013 5:25:33 AM PST by traderrob6
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To: markomalley

Seat covers. Exactly. If I have to sit down, I use those (which most restrooms now provide in each stall) or I use toilet paper to cover the seat. If the seat has anything on it, forget it.


25 posted on 12/07/2013 5:27:44 AM PST by Pinkbell
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To: markomalley

This is definitely a sticky situation!

I always use seat protectors or lay toilet paper on the seat before sitting down.

One reason we vacation with an RV is to avoid using public restrooms which are filthy in most areas of the US and particularly in the south. In contrast we find the public restrooms in Canada very clean.


28 posted on 12/07/2013 5:29:56 AM PST by Soul of the South (Yesterday is gone. Today will be what we make of it.)
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To: markomalley

Loctite GO2 is very strong even if you just GO1.


30 posted on 12/07/2013 5:33:23 AM PST by outofsalt ("If History teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything")
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To: markomalley

Mama says, never ever ever ever ever sit on a public restroom toilet seat. EVER.

Then, not only that but here’s mama’s ritual: after you go into said nasty toilet and have emerged for your hand washing, grab a paper towel and store it under your arm. Then, turn on the water, get the soap and wash your hands thoroughly up to elbows. But afterwards, DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING WITH YOUR BARE HANDS. Grab the stored paper towel, dry your hands, turn off the water with the paper towel, walk to the door and then proceed to use same paper towel to open the door with (knob or handle) then, hold the door open with your foot and try your best to make the shot to the waste basket. Simple as that, you’re clean enough to do surgery. Oh, and one more thing, never ever ever use the hand dryer. Mama says that only stirs up the nasty germs in the room!!! Ha ha


33 posted on 12/07/2013 5:50:10 AM PST by SaintDismas
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To: markomalley

She should have picked the stall with the seat up.

BTW wouldn’t the glue have dried pretty much before she sat down???


34 posted on 12/07/2013 5:52:51 AM PST by Uncle Chip
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To: markomalley

Does no one actually check for both cleanliness and TP before they enter a public rest room any more? Glue of that type would have gone through one of those paper covers. I smell a rat in this story.


37 posted on 12/07/2013 6:26:37 AM PST by GailA (THOSE WHO DON'T KEEP PROMISES TO THE MILITARY, WON'T KEEP THEM TO U!)
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To: Stonewall Jackson

FYI


38 posted on 12/07/2013 6:28:20 AM PST by SLB (23rd Artillery Group, Republic of South Vietnam, Aug 1970 - Aug 1971.)
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To: markomalley

This one happen every now and then. It is usually a scam by someone who wants to sue. Home Depot seems to be a big target in the US.

“In November 2005, Bob Dougherty instigated a lawsuit against a Home Depot in Louisville, Colorado, over the failure of its employees to free him in a timely manner when he sat on a glue-laden toilet seat in October 2003. Doubt has been cast on the authenticity of his claim by a Nederland, Colorado, town official who maintains Dougherty reported a similar incident in the town’s visitors center bathroom in 2004.”


43 posted on 12/07/2013 6:52:54 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Last Obamacare Promise: "If You Like Your Eternal Soul, You Can Keep It.")
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To: markomalley

aka “Ass Gaskets”


44 posted on 12/07/2013 7:01:22 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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Was it Kentucky Fried Movie that had a bit where a woman sat on a freshly varnished toilet seat? Her husband called a plumber and put a cowboy hat in his wife's lap for reasons of modesty. Plumber says "I can save your wife, buddy, but the cowboy's a goner."
51 posted on 12/07/2013 1:15:39 PM PST by gundog (Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
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To: markomalley; Larry Lucido; F15Eagle

Now see, never use the restroom at a Home Depot.

Anywhere in the city - I’ll tell you the best public toilet.


54 posted on 12/07/2013 4:55:17 PM PST by Gamecock (There are not just two ways to respond to God but three: irreligion, religion, and the gospel. (TK))
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