Another Obama voter....takes a fall
Yep...looks about right
In before 10!
And a Happy Veteran's Day to All Our Veterans!!!!
Forty-one hundred....
4100.
Why?
I guess this is silly enough to show up on the silliness page :)
Top 10??!
I know an old lady who lived in a shoe!
She had so many kids that she got a free Obamaphone.
4100
IN!
10 if that’s final
Lyrics:
The Great Reneger (Michael Fischer ©2009) www.thefischers.net
Hey have you heard he's gone back on his word On the internet there's a big long list = Of promises broken so eloquently spoken And you wonder why so many millions are pissed?! Cause he's the --
(Chorus) Great Reneger a politician at heart A politician practicing his art He's the Great Reneger, neither black or white He's many shades of grey far left from what's right
He'll tell you anything to get you on his side Like Change You Can Believe In, Trust me would I lie? Well have transparency, CSPAN, Post all bills on the net There'll be no lobbyists, no pork, Have we seen it? Not Yet! (chorus)
Bridge 1 They've had votes in the night behind closed doors Senators bribed no better than whores Pushing their program refusing to hear When the voice of the people is perfectly clear (chorus)
His skin so thin and when scratched you can see The horrible sight that lies just beneath An unseasoned novice lifted up in pride But there's a fall comin' soon and there'll be no place to hide! (Chorus)
Bridge 2 Teleprompter in place he can really talk that talk Blowin' smoke is cheap but he don't walk the walk And what politician hates is when you turn on the light He'll run like a roach for the darkness of night
About that first picture: why would you put a cattle guard on a Prius?
13 Reasons to Smile:
· Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative.
· I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it. So I said “Implants?” She hit me.
· How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America?
· A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, “Wow, that was fun!”
· I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn’t have signed up in the first place!
· When I was young, we used to go “skinny dipping” but now I just “chunky dunk.”
· Don’t argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
· Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press ‘Ctrl Alt Delete’ and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!
· Why is it that our children can’t read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
· Wouldn’t you know it. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
· Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Bumper sticker of the year: “If you can read this, thank a teacher, and, since it’s in English, thank a soldier.
“And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
Please pass this along to anyone who needs a reason to smile.
Craig’s List Ad
YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT INTERESTED IN USED FARM EQUIPMENT, BUT YOU MIGHT ENJOY THIS AD TAKEN FROM CRAIG’S LIST. FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1 (WASHINGTON, DC)
Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya. Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii.
Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked hard. Apparently, it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn’t work very often, but when it does it can sling shit for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire the manure spreader soon.
I really don’t want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.
Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington, D.C.
