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Obese Florida Man Is Too Fat To Jail
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| Nov 04, 2013
Posted on 11/06/2013 2:42:04 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono
To: nickcarraway
He built his own prison. Chances are, he’ll never escape.
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posted on
11/06/2013 2:45:17 PM PST
by
andyk
(I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
To: nickcarraway
Too big to jail!
I couldn’t help myself.
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posted on
11/06/2013 2:45:56 PM PST
by
exit82
("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
To: nickcarraway
Why does this sound like something the TV series “Monk”?
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posted on
11/06/2013 2:46:02 PM PST
by
SandRat
(Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
To: nickcarraway
Reminds me of Sylvan Skolnick, aka Cherry Hill Fats, from the Philadelphia area some 40 years ago. It didn’t end well for him.
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posted on
11/06/2013 2:46:24 PM PST
by
Publius
("Who is John Galt?" by Billthedrill & Publius is now available at Amazon.)
To: nickcarraway
his heart is failing
At least he is on ground level
I knew a young man that weighed at least 400 or so. He lived in his mother’s basement. One Monday he didn’t wake up
They had to tear out part of a wall to remove his body from the basement.
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posted on
11/06/2013 2:48:17 PM PST
by
bert
((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 ..... Travon... Felony assault and battery hate crime)
To: nickcarraway
600 pound man? Scamming restaurants? Too fat to jail?
My solution: House arrest (restaurant arrest) him inside all you can eat buffets. Shoney’s and chinese restaurants are fine. Let him eat all night - all day.
He’ll be dead inside a year.
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posted on
11/06/2013 2:52:52 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: nickcarraway
If you’re fat enough to do the crime then you’re not fat enough to do the time.
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posted on
11/06/2013 2:54:28 PM PST
by
SkyDancer
(Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
11/06/2013 2:56:08 PM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: nickcarraway
Perhaps Chris Krispy Kreme will ask his pal Obama to pardon this loser.
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posted on
11/06/2013 2:57:15 PM PST
by
Gabrial
(The nightmare will continue as long as the nightmare is in the Whitehouse.)
To: nickcarraway
Did Christie move to Florida?
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posted on
11/06/2013 3:00:39 PM PST
by
SoConPubbie
(Mitt and Obama: They're the same poison, just a different potency)
To: nickcarraway
Couldn’t they just put him on a leash and attach it to the front door with a tent set up on the side for shelter?
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posted on
11/06/2013 3:01:55 PM PST
by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: Cicero
Good Heavens! He’s almost at the point where no clothing is made in his size anywhere. He’ll need everything tailor made, even under briefs. He didn’t get that big by himself, somebody purchased the food for him.
To: SandRat
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posted on
11/06/2013 3:07:40 PM PST
by
prisoner6
( FREEDOM)
To: prisoner6
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posted on
11/06/2013 3:11:43 PM PST
by
prisoner6
( FREEDOM)
To: SandRat
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posted on
11/06/2013 3:12:59 PM PST
by
GeronL
To: GeronL
Has he signed-up for nobamacare as yet?????
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posted on
11/06/2013 3:17:16 PM PST
by
hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
To: GeronL
Put him on some pills that will automatically shut his callorie intake down and starve the fat dog, soon he will be a candidate for incarceration.
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posted on
11/06/2013 3:18:11 PM PST
by
DaveA37
To: Progov
Where is that thread about the guy with the shakes... he says you can live on them without any food.... he called them Soylent as a pre-emptive joke.
Sentence him to 3 of those a day but one nice meal on Sunday night.
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posted on
11/06/2013 3:20:42 PM PST
by
GeronL
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