Put him on some pills that will automatically shut his callorie intake down and starve the fat dog, soon he will be a candidate for incarceration.
Where is that thread about the guy with the shakes... he says you can live on them without any food.... he called them Soylent as a pre-emptive joke.
Sentence him to 3 of those a day but one nice meal on Sunday night.
do those pills exist?
I could use a few myself.