1 posted on
11/05/2013 5:24:24 AM PST by
Gamecock
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To: Larry Lucido; F15Eagle
Cowit hit cows.
Say that three times real fast.
Seriously, she was probably on the phone trying to get directions to one of those upstate pie stands.
2 posted on
11/05/2013 5:25:40 AM PST by
Gamecock
(Many Atheists take the stand: "There is no God AND I hate Him.")
To: Gamecock
Woman on Phone Drives Jeep into Herd of Cows:Cops
It would be fun to mess with the punctuation:
Woman on Phone Drives Jeep into Herd of Cows,Cops
To: Gamecock
4 posted on
11/05/2013 5:26:43 AM PST by
showme_the_Glory
(ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government)
To: Elsie
Hey Elsie, do you know Daisie?
5 posted on
11/05/2013 5:27:50 AM PST by
Utah Binger
(Southern Utah where the world comes to see America)
To: Gamecock
So, were these cows actually in the road?
To: Gamecock
Her name is Daisy Cowit?
I guess I can see why she might have some resentment against cows... ...and her parents.
7 posted on
11/05/2013 5:29:45 AM PST by
WayneS
(No problem is so great that it cannot be made worse by a "progressive" solution.)
To: Gamecock
She had a beef with someone on her phone it sounds like.
10 posted on
11/05/2013 5:38:26 AM PST by
HereInTheHeartland
(Under the Democrats; the Lincoln Memorial is closed; but the southern border is open)
To: Gamecock
It wasn't immediately clear if Cowit had a lawyer. Who's representing the cows?
11 posted on
11/05/2013 5:40:06 AM PST by
Alex Murphy
(Just a common, ordinary, simple savior of America's destiny.)
To: Gamecock
It was a mooving violation.
To: Gamecock
14 posted on
11/05/2013 5:41:38 AM PST by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: Gamecock
Cows’ fault.
They didn’t moooove.
15 posted on
11/05/2013 5:44:23 AM PST by
pax_et_bonum
(Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless Americad)
To: Gamecock
Looking at her, I think she would have problems chewing gum and driving at the same time. BTW, why were the cows in the road?
17 posted on
11/05/2013 5:46:13 AM PST by
Arrowhead1952
(The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
To: Gamecock
This thread is udderly lactating in any feeling for this low-information voter.
May Heaven heifer.
Leni
To: Gamecock; Lazamataz
Instead of talking on her cell phone, if ditzy Daisy had been trying to apply her makeup, I think the whole herd would have gone down.
To: Gamecock
To: Gamecock
There has to be a science to study if your name creates your fate. I have a dentist named Mantooth and our county coroner is name Exum.
29 posted on
11/05/2013 6:10:20 AM PST by
DeWalt
(Times are more like they used to be than they are today.)
To: Gamecock
Daisy Cowit?
The jokes just write themselves.
To: Gamecock; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
Three of the cows had to undergo emergency surgery for their injuries They were taken to the hospital in a Guernsey.
To: Gamecock
The Chick-fil-A cows were unavailable for comment but in a statement released from their publicist they hope that AG Holder promptly pursues a hate crime investigation.
To: Gamecock
I’m calling bs on this one. When you see names like this, I have to believe they made the story up. First “Daisy” is a name often associated with cows, including the Borden’s Milk cow. Then the last name “Cowit”.
It just reeks of “slow news day and we have to write something”. Even the picture doesn’t convince me. That could be a stock photo from a domestic violence case.
42 posted on
11/05/2013 6:52:37 AM PST by
OrangeHoof
(Howdy to all you government agents spying on me.)
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