***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

They’re still having a lot of trouble with Obamacare.
First the website had all these glitches, and now people are getting a busy signal when they try to apply over the phone.
So you can't use the Internet and you can’t use the phone.
And now fax machines are like, "Look who's come crawling back to Mr. Fax Machine." ~ Fallon

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According to a new report, more than 700 fake Obamacare websites have been created.
Security experts say it's simple to identify the phony sites because they are easy to log on to. ~ Leno

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The Obamacare website is not the only one crashing. The NSA website went offline Friday after suspected hackers broke into it. Hey, NSA: It’s not so much fun when people are sneaking into YOUR computer, is it? ~ Leno

One of the contractors who built the Obamacare website testified before Congress today.
You can tell he built the site because any time they would ask a question, he would freeze. ~ Conan

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President Obama's Facebook account was hacked. It was hacked by the Syrian Electronic Army.
When Obama found out about this, he said, "Can you guys fix the Obamacare website?" ~ Letterman

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The White House said today that one of the reasons the Obamacare website has had so many problems is because it's so popular that it was overwhelmed. Really? How come Psy's "Gangnam Style" video never had any problems? He got 2.5 billion hits! ~ Leno

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Obama said they've had some glitches with the Affordable Care website. I'll tell you something. If you order a pair of pants online and they send you the wrong color, that's a glitch. This is like a Carnival cruise, for God's sake! ~ Letterman

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For years President Obama has been saying that no one would lose their healthcare plan.
Now the White House has admitted that in fact many people will lose their plans.
But there is a way to keep the great coverage you have.
Just become a member of Congress. Then the taxpayers pay for the whole thing. ~ Leno

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There was some good news today for embattled Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius.
Obamacare will cover all her injuries after the White House throws her under the bus. She is totally covered. ~ Leno

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Have you tried to get on the Obamacare website?
Oh, it is slow! It is so slow that by the time you sign up for Obamacare you’ll be eligible for Medicare. ~ Leno

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Have you tried to log on to the Obamacare website? It’s slow.
It is slower than my watch during an interview with Paris Hilton. ~ Leno

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[relentlessly]

[secret garden]

You have outdone yourself Lucky.

[N. Theknow]

For those who bathe...periodically.

[llevrok]

Halloween Hangover

[Lucky9teen]

I miss this show and wish it was still on...
Most Extreme Elimination Challenge MXC

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

Good one!

[Monkey Face]

Oooohhh, I LIKE that shirt!!

[JoeProBono]

[Monkey Face]

ROTFL!

Thanks for the first real, GOOD laugh I’ve had this morning! LOL!

[Monkey Face]

Looks like it to me...

[JoeProBono]

[JoeProBono]

[Ingtar]

Halloween: Man’s opportunity to get rid of accumulated soy and BBQ sauce packets.

[Pan_Yan]

Nice! A Mystery Theater 3000 reference.

[workerbee]

Ah, Mystery Theater!!! Is that still on anywhere?

[JoeProBono]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRq4_uxMxuE

[RandallFlagg]

I have a contact who sells entire seasons online on DVD. I have three seasons in my collection.

[Pan_Yan]

If you’ve got Amazon Prime you can stream a ton of them for free.

[Thrownatbirth]

Ah, the old PDP-11 rat nest. It was good enough for ballistic missiles and spacecraft.