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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 11/01/2013 5:49:47 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
They’re still having a lot of trouble with Obamacare.
First the website had all these glitches, and now people are getting a busy signal when they try to apply over the phone.
So you can't use the Internet and you can’t use the phone.
And now fax machines are like, "Look who's come crawling back to Mr. Fax Machine." ~ Fallon
According to a new report, more than 700 fake Obamacare websites have been created.
Security experts say it's simple to identify the phony sites because they are easy to log on to. ~ Leno
The Obamacare website is not the only one crashing. The NSA website went offline Friday after suspected hackers broke into it. Hey, NSA: It’s not so much fun when people are sneaking into YOUR computer, is it? ~ Leno
One of the contractors who built the Obamacare website testified before Congress today.
You can tell he built the site because any time they would ask a question, he would freeze. ~ Conan
President Obama's Facebook account was hacked. It was hacked by the Syrian Electronic Army.
When Obama found out about this, he said, "Can you guys fix the Obamacare website?" ~ Letterman
The White House said today that one of the reasons the Obamacare website has had so many problems is because it's so popular that it was overwhelmed. Really? How come Psy's "Gangnam Style" video never had any problems? He got 2.5 billion hits! ~ Leno
Obama said they've had some glitches with the Affordable Care website. I'll tell you something. If you order a pair of pants online and they send you the wrong color, that's a glitch. This is like a Carnival cruise, for God's sake! ~ Letterman
For years President Obama has been saying that no one would lose their healthcare plan.
Now the White House has admitted that in fact many people will lose their plans.
But there is a way to keep the great coverage you have.
Just become a member of Congress. Then the taxpayers pay for the whole thing. ~ Leno
There was some good news today for embattled Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius.
Obamacare will cover all her injuries after the White House throws her under the bus. She is totally covered. ~ Leno
Have you tried to get on the Obamacare website?
Oh, it is slow! It is so slow that by the time you sign up for Obamacare you’ll be eligible for Medicare. ~ Leno
Have you tried to log on to the Obamacare website? It’s slow.
It is slower than my watch during an interview with Paris Hilton. ~ Leno
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: fail; healthcare; huaca; obamacare; obamafail; obamajokes; ofst; silliness
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To: Monkey Face
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posted on
11/01/2013 7:00:56 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
42
posted on
11/01/2013 7:05:33 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: BenLurkin
It HAS to be aliens. There is just no other way it could work...
44
posted on
11/01/2013 7:15:53 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Wars on drugs & terrorists brought more drugs & terrorists; maybe we can have a war on money & jobs.)
To: Lucky9teen
That graphic shows the only shovel-ready job created by Obama.
45
posted on
11/01/2013 7:23:24 AM PDT
by
Rocky
(The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. George Orwell)
To: Lucky9teen
46
posted on
11/01/2013 7:38:47 AM PDT
by
LadyBuck
(....and we're off to the rodeo......)
To: Lucky9teen; All
47
posted on
11/01/2013 7:39:56 AM PDT
by
musicman
(Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
To: Lucky9teen
Serenity 2.
What a tease...
48
posted on
11/01/2013 7:47:13 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(I will not comply.)
To: Lucky9teen
Yeah, I know it's a day late, but what the hell. There ain't no Official
Thursday Silliness Thread.
49
posted on
11/01/2013 8:00:04 AM PDT
by
upchuck
(I've got maternity care via Obamacare! Now, if I could just figure out how a male gets pregnant...)
To: upchuck
50
posted on
11/01/2013 8:18:53 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
To: Lucky9teen
51
posted on
11/01/2013 8:24:17 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(Obama 2008 : "If you vote for me, you can keep your country")
To: workerbee; SortaBichy
I knew a guy who had really bad hemmies and his doc gave him "twice a day" suppositories.
Several days later, he was grousing about the lack of improvement, and said "For all the good those things did, I coulda shoved 'em up my ass....."
52
posted on
11/01/2013 8:37:00 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
To: Lucky9teen; JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
To: Lucky9teen; JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
To: Daffynition
To: Lucky9teen
Presidential Portrait
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posted on
11/01/2013 8:42:25 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(Obama 2008 : "If you vote for me, you can keep your country")
To: Lucky9teen
Is Silly-Bus related to Charlie Callas?
To: BenLurkin
75 years ago this week:
To: Lucky9teen
That's 6.00625 x 10
-15 % of the population!
Awesome(ly small)!
59
posted on
11/01/2013 8:56:46 AM PDT
by
relictele
("An elective despotism was not the government we fought for..." - James Madison)
To: Lucky9teen
Remember when Nancy Pelosi said:
“First you have to pass it, to find out what’s in it”
A physician called into a radio show and said:
“That’s the definition of a stool sample”.
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