***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

They’re still having a lot of trouble with Obamacare.
First the website had all these glitches, and now people are getting a busy signal when they try to apply over the phone.
So you can't use the Internet and you can’t use the phone.
And now fax machines are like, "Look who's come crawling back to Mr. Fax Machine." ~ Fallon

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According to a new report, more than 700 fake Obamacare websites have been created.
Security experts say it's simple to identify the phony sites because they are easy to log on to. ~ Leno

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The Obamacare website is not the only one crashing. The NSA website went offline Friday after suspected hackers broke into it. Hey, NSA: It’s not so much fun when people are sneaking into YOUR computer, is it? ~ Leno

One of the contractors who built the Obamacare website testified before Congress today.
You can tell he built the site because any time they would ask a question, he would freeze. ~ Conan

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President Obama's Facebook account was hacked. It was hacked by the Syrian Electronic Army.
When Obama found out about this, he said, "Can you guys fix the Obamacare website?" ~ Letterman

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The White House said today that one of the reasons the Obamacare website has had so many problems is because it's so popular that it was overwhelmed. Really? How come Psy's "Gangnam Style" video never had any problems? He got 2.5 billion hits! ~ Leno

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Obama said they've had some glitches with the Affordable Care website. I'll tell you something. If you order a pair of pants online and they send you the wrong color, that's a glitch. This is like a Carnival cruise, for God's sake! ~ Letterman

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For years President Obama has been saying that no one would lose their healthcare plan.
Now the White House has admitted that in fact many people will lose their plans.
But there is a way to keep the great coverage you have.
Just become a member of Congress. Then the taxpayers pay for the whole thing. ~ Leno

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There was some good news today for embattled Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius.
Obamacare will cover all her injuries after the White House throws her under the bus. She is totally covered. ~ Leno

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Have you tried to get on the Obamacare website?
Oh, it is slow! It is so slow that by the time you sign up for Obamacare you’ll be eligible for Medicare. ~ Leno

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Have you tried to log on to the Obamacare website? It’s slow.
It is slower than my watch during an interview with Paris Hilton. ~ Leno

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[Lucky9teen]

[workerbee]

LOL, good one (#10). Reminds me of this SNL classic: Schmitts Gay

[Lucky9teen]

[Lucky9teen]

[Monkey Face]

IN! Somewhere...

[Pan_Yan]

That was just weird and I say that as a fan of Firefly.

[Lucky9teen]

Separated at Birth?

[listenhillary]

Good graphics batman!

[Pan_Yan]

Melman? Is that you?

[Travis T. OJustice]

That’s nucking FUTSSS!!

[Lucky9teen]

NOW WE KNOW THE REASON WHY THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION DOES NOT WANT TO RELEASE THE NUMBERS!!

[dayglored]

Top 35?

[Arrowhead1952]

Remember when Nancy Pelosi said:

“We have to pass it, to find out what’s in it”.

A physician called into a radio show and said: “That’s the definition of a stool sample”.

That pretty well sums it up.

[Arrowhead1952]

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

(Written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
— Alan, age 10

-No person really decides before they grow up whom they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.
— Kristen, age 10

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then..
— Camille, age 10

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
— Derrick, age 8

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don’t want any more kids.
— Lori, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
— Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
— Martin, age 10

6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they’re rich.
— Pam, age 7 (Love her)

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.
— Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
— Howard, age 8

7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.

— Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
— Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is .......

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
— Ricky, age 10

[RetSignman]

0’s view...”We got off to a slow start but from Day one to Day three, we increased our enrollment by 400%.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Grumpy Cat was reincarnated once.

It was awful.

[Currentriverrat]

WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO TGIF!!!

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