NFL WEEK 7 PICKS - OCT 17 - 21

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[Bender2]

Week 7

Thursday Oct 17

Seattle Seahawks at Arizona Cardinals

Sunday Oct 20

Buffalo Bills at Miami Dolphins

Chicago Bears at Washington Redskins

Cincinnati Bengals at Detroit Lions

Dallas Cowboys at Philadelphia Eagles

Houston Texans at Kansas City Chiefs

New England Patriots at New York Jets

San Diego Chargers at Jacksonville Jaguars

St. Louis Rams at Carolina Panthers

Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Atlanta Falcons

San Francisco 49ers at Tennessee Titans

Baltimore Ravens at Pittsburgh Steelers

Cleveland Browns at Green Bay Packers

Denver Broncos at Indianapolis Colts

Monday Oct 21

Minnesota Vikings at New York Giants

[Bender2]

Gadzooks! Got a lot on my plate today so here goes-- Week Six was really, really hard on me... but since my Boys won, I can take it in stride.

Now, for Week 7, here are my picks you can take to the bank:

Thursday Night Feetball is a real fowl... affair and the bird Bob Costas* will be knee deep as the Seahags notch up another win at the Red Byrds' expense

Sunday finds the Phins eating the Buffalopes' lunch

Da Bears see a UFO and shoot it down only to find out it is the Redskins' new politically correct... nickname

TCU North makes the Bankrupt Bozs pay the bill

Sorry, Allegra, your Texicans are going to get whipped by my Old Dallas... Texans and new hero, Big Chief Andy

Okay, okay, big! Your Pattycakes get a win against dem Jersey Jets

Chargers at Jags and again you have to ask?

I see the Yews geting Camshafted

Vick's Old Black Byrds sink the Buckin' Ears

I'm throwing Allegra a bone and picking her Old Earlers over the 69ers

Crabshack Joe gets the Stoolers back in the loser column

Though it pains me to say it, big's Packerwackers beat the Cleveland Brownskins

Mile High Manning comes home to Indy and leaves with all the Colts stump broken

Monday Night the Viqueens and Jersey Jints meet with one win between them and when the evening is over, Pharmboy will be tickled pink

Now, my Boys will be visiting the Iggles and they will be returning home... with a victory

*You don't know Bob Costas! post 63

BTW The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking... it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter Past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorological, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." After a beat, he adds, "What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto sat up and looked down. "It tell me... someone stole the tent.

[Bender2]

Okay, get in your picks... and I'll see y'all later--

[Rummyfan]

Thursday Oct 17

Seattle Seahawks beat the Cards

Sunday Oct 20

Dolphins over Bills...
Bears beat the Deadskins...
Lions surprise and beat the Bungles...
Eagles down the 'Boys...
KC effectively ends the Texans' season...
Pats continue their dominance of the Jets...
Chargers continue the Jags' woes...
Cam Newton goes wild against the Rams...
Falcons get a win, but it's already too little too late...
Niners over the Titans...
Baltimore Ravens over the Men of Steel...
Packers waltz at Lambeau over the Browns...
Denver Broncos stay unbeaten...

Monday Oct 21

Giants finally get in the 'W' column

[big'ol_freeper]

The Seasparrows over the Buzzards
The Jolly Rogers over the Dirty Birds
The Punters over the Lambs
The Kitties over the Bungles
The Bolts over JHS
The Guppies over the Beefaloes
The Patriots over the Cessnas
The Cowgirls over the Vicklesses
Da Burrs over the Undocumented Workers
The Tighthens over the Fluffyniners
The Packers over the Browndroppings
The Arrowheads over the Texpions
The Poedunks over the Stools
The Folds over the Mules
und The Queens over the Midgets

[bray]

Philly over Dallas by a FG

[SevenofNine]

Well I think my Raiders on bye weekend I hate to say I stick up my nose up in the air

I think your Cowpokes over Iggles LOL!

Dirty Birds I don’t know

[Perdogg]

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[freedumb2003]

>>Well I think my Raiders on bye weekend <<

And they will still lose...

[M Kehoe]

Miami by 3.

Go Fish!

5.56mm

[deweyfrank]

Me seeith another moral victory for the Cowgirls as the Iggles beat the panties off them.

[campaignPete R-CT]

67-25 for the season thru week 6

Week 7 winners:
SEA
PATS
SD
KC
DET
MIA
CHI
DAL
CAR
ATL
SF
GB
BALT
DEN
MN

[campaignPete R-CT]

guaranteed winner (each team can only be used once per season, PITT, NE, MINN, INDY, STL, KC used, 4-2): ...... ATLANTA

guaranteed loser (each team can only be used once per season, OAK, STL, INDY, PHIL, NYJ, TN used, 4-2): ...... CLEVELAND

[Bender2]

Re: und The Queens... over the Midgets

Hi, Mr. Peabody... where are we going today?

To the future, Sherman... to see the New York Giants break their losing streak.

Okay, I've set the Wayback Machine for Monday Night... when the Vikings play the Giants.

No, Sherman, set the date... for 15 years in the future--

Gee, Mr. Peabody, if the Giants are that bad... how will they finally win a game 15 years in the future?

Look there and see how 15 years in the future, Coach Coughlin... will direct Eli Manning to win a game--

Well, Mr. Peabody, that is sure a new wrinkle... on the Shotgun Spread!

In the future, Sherman, the Giants will call it... the M-1 Carbine Spread--

Hey, I report... you decide--

[big'ol_freeper]

Coach, I thought we were wearing the dark jerseys

[Bender2]

[Rummyfan]

Ed Lauter, on the left, passed away this week. RIP.

[Rummyfan]

If the Giants lose Monday night, Coughlin’s gone. If they win, he’s still gone at the end of the season.

[ken5050]

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It'll be fascinating to see Romo's stock collapse as he throws yet another game losing INT..now, instead of cussing at the TV..fans can call their broker and scream SELL

[Bender2]

Well, we lost... a good 'en two days ago... and old Bum always had something good to say--

Once when Earl Campbell... wasn't able to finish a 1-mile conditioning run, Bum said, "Well, when it's 1st and a mile... I won't give it to him."

"Coaching is not how much you know. It's how much... you can get players to do."

"The harder we played... the behinder we got."

Ya know, Sid Gillman once tell me that breaking down film was better than sex. I replied, "Sid... you must not be doing it right."

Of course, Allegra's favorite is this: "Now tell, me, son, ain't this much better... than kissing Jerry' ass?"

To Bum, he never lost a game... time just ran out--

[Bender2]

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